#dirty minds worldwide

heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

me searching my blog for something i know for a fact i have posted about multiple times only for tumblr to show nothing

(in a job interview) i guess if i had to say my one strength it would be skipping the ad break on a podcast episode on the first try. yeah there's no button i just guess the number of minutes and i'm always right. oh you meant like work strengths? none

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle

human brain is so easy to manipulate its stupid. sun is out longer in evening = life is worth living...read some negative social media posts = everybody hates me...read one interesting article = i have the scholar's ambition

@sleepiestgirlalive03

IG @mossy_hollow_

Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life.

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

red and serena sleepys

Lisa Ann Walter at The Jennifer Hudson Show on April 12th

Some fanart of this ancient figurine! Also got commissioned to draw her hanging out with a friend!

is anyone else just like. constantly filled with rage about their position under late capitalism and how we are expected to just keep playing this game that we know will literally kill us, is already killing people all over the world, and yet everyone around us is somehow fine with going about business as usual, with pretending we are free by being able to choose between different ways of being exploited. there is nothing more dehumanising than being forced to partake in a system that is actively detrimental to our survival as human beings, that is so physically, psychologically and spiritually destructive, and i don’t know how to deal with this anger anymore