JO Simpson - instead of football and murder he blasts loads
hang on, writing this down
50 notes
·
View notes
this "flatbread" from r/bakingfail is killing me
3K notes
·
View notes
you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
511K notes
·
View notes
2K notes
·
View notes
When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
51K notes
·
View notes
my new character. his whole deal is he's a chill guy that lowkey doesn't give a fuck
4K notes
·
View notes
16K notes
·
View notes
5K notes
·
View notes
Just remembered I had this image
A CLASSIC
2K notes
·
View notes
Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
30K notes
·
View notes
reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.
547K notes
·
View notes
19K notes
·
View notes
Grim's patterning is so beautiful
4K notes
·
View notes
125 notes
·
View notes
if you cum at the king you best not piss
167 notes
·
View notes
Magic the Gathering tip: drafting is for magic players only. whatever a military ‘draft’ is is not real and you can just ignore it
299 notes
·
View notes