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implausiblyjosh · 53 minutes
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JO Simpson - instead of football and murder he blasts loads
hang on, writing this down
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implausiblyjosh · 2 hours
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this "flatbread" from r/bakingfail is killing me
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implausiblyjosh · 3 hours
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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implausiblyjosh · 4 hours
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implausiblyjosh · 5 hours
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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
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implausiblyjosh · 7 hours
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my new character. his whole deal is he's a chill guy that lowkey doesn't give a fuck
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implausiblyjosh · 8 hours
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implausiblyjosh · 9 hours
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implausiblyjosh · 10 hours
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Just remembered I had this image
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A CLASSIC
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implausiblyjosh · 11 hours
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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implausiblyjosh · 12 hours
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reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.
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implausiblyjosh · 13 hours
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implausiblyjosh · 15 hours
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Grim's patterning is so beautiful
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implausiblyjosh · 16 hours
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implausiblyjosh · 17 hours
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if you cum at the king you best not piss
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implausiblyjosh · 18 hours
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Magic the Gathering tip: drafting is for magic players only. whatever a military ‘draft’ is is not real and you can just ignore it
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implausiblyjosh · 20 hours
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