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why is this so accurate? 💀 🐪 🏜
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Rare pity, mercy and compassion of the giants called humanity
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imaginaldisc · 9 days
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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
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Chappell Roan - Coachella 2024
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imaginaldisc · 9 days
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Diagrams are helpful to me
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imaginaldisc · 9 days
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Things I see on this website that are always good:
Someone has just gone through the tag of something they like and has reblogged everything they saw. They have never shown an interest in this anime/game/book/whatever before, and either they’ve only now experienced it or they’re making up for lost time by reblogging as much as they can about it
It looks like someone has gone into the tag of something they like, but they’re actually reblogging all their posts from someone else, which means that this second person said “Hm yes I would ALSO like to have a lot of posts about Kirby on my blog”
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I watched KennieJD's video on the NoFap rabbit hole and I'm very morbidly curious about the intersection between NoFap and weird right-wing occultism and health culture stuff she briefly teased in it (i.e. by not nutting you can literally gain access to the "quantum realm"). Very curious what you know about it.
Semen retention is maybe one of the oldest magical practices in human history lol. At this point, if a religious or spiritual belief exists for long enough, it will develop it's own version of NoFap.
There are a million ways it can slot in to a particular system, especially when it comes to reactionary applications of occultism. You've got "NoFap as chastisement of the body" and "NoFap as a test of willpower by which you are rewarded with magical potency" and "NoFap as literally charging the body with magical energy like a dragon ball Z attack" and "Semen is a magically important substance and by ejaculating you are permanently unbalancing yourself."
When it comes to pseudo-health magical beliefs, the most common ideological ancestor here is Orgone theory (with a detour into Kellog). Like, by not ejaculating you are keeping your Life Force inside your body, which can heighten the senses and allow for shit like astral projection into the quantumn realm or whatever.
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imaginaldisc · 10 days
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Khrysos
In a solar system of imaginal discs
Of a fruit fly bigger than I can comprehend,
So big she ate the whole garden
Before starting her long sleep,
I, her pupil, hermetically sealed,
Dream nightly of sleeping lions
And blood-slick roses.
Which planet remembers the shape of my wings?
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imaginaldisc · 16 days
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Im gonna be real with you guys I don't think weed makes you do that
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imaginaldisc · 16 days
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How to make Phantasy Mocktails with Daniel and Phillipe (also dining table reveal)
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imaginaldisc · 16 days
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RealLy, it would bE amazing to geT a nandermo kiss or even hug onscreen, but I don't think it's right to say everyone who criticizes the season is jusT mad that tHeir favs didn't get togEther. We saw Many amazing moments this season, but there are also valid criticisms to be made From a pacing and plot strUcture perspeCtive. I thinK there are maNy sAtisfying wayS the ploT could have gone without anY romance at all, seriously!
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imaginaldisc · 19 days
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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imaginaldisc · 20 days
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This tweet saved so many lives actually
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Not only would it be kinda cute and based if Bakudeku became canon, but also really funny.
Like the (very lacking lol) romance plot would go from the classic Deku being in love with the cute girl he met the first time he went to UA, and her liking him back in the most wholesome and awkward way. They're all blushy and stuttery around each other and it's painfully cute.
But then
Uh oh, Deku falls head over heels first into yaoi pandemonium, and it's a whole friends-to- enemies-to-rivals-to-friends-to-best-friends-to-Izuku-you're-actually-obsessed-Katsuki-you-too-it's-unhealthy-you-both-don't-have-to-kill-yourselves-or-each-other-just-to-get-his-attention-just-talk-to-him-for-the-love-of-stop-pining-and-hold-hands-already mess lol
And I mean, it's really hard not to root for the absolute train wreck of an option
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imaginaldisc · 1 month
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the lightest chocolate still labeled dark that i've seen was 44%, so that's why i chose 40% as the lowest one. and yes, i have seen, and tasted dark chocolate that was 100% cocoa.
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