you guys there’s a new nancy cartoonist and she’s amazing
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my life has changed
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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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yknow what chilchuck deserved that sex ed talk maybe if someone told him about safe sex earlier he wouldn't of ended up divorced with 3 kids
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Not sure if this is allowed but: Just finished a few commissions, and they're all NSFW, so if you're into that then check out my furaffinity (furaffinity.net/user/derkasberidzhan) or twitter (twitter.com/DerkyWyv2).
You can also friend me on discord (derkas) if you wanna chat with me about getting a commission for yourself (or just chat) :>
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Not sure if this is allowed but: Just finished a few commissions, and they're all NSFW, so if you're into that then check out my furaffinity (furaffinity.net/user/derkasberidzhan) or twitter (twitter.com/DerkyWyv2).
You can also friend me on discord (derkas) if you wanna chat with me about getting a commission for yourself (or just chat) :>
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Not sure if this is allowed but: Just finished a few commissions, and they're all NSFW, so if you're into that then check out my furaffinity (furaffinity.net/user/derkasberidzhan) or twitter (twitter.com/DerkyWyv2).
You can also friend me on discord (derkas) if you wanna chat with me about getting a commission for yourself (or just chat) :>
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Literally going feral for this one dyke I'm chatting with rn. He's just the sweetest thing.
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