ok this is one of the best tweets i’ve ever seen
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(Brit Tucker)
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me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety
my therapist:
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“Just trust your gut”
Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission
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fun gender neutral things to call your partner:
OPPONENT
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i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam
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raccoons have people hands
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