Look! It's one or the tortured poets writing the songs!
THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, the new album from Taylor Swift. Listen Now On Spotify
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If I ever get an ex i am going 2 spray my perfume on everything they own.
I will picklock their door every week and spray it again.
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I don't want to spend my 40$ on amazon
But the parasites in me want gifts and packages.....
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Whoever said pepsie was good was lying 馃槶
It's Coca-Cola with 10x the amount of carbonation. I can't drink it without having painful burps, my nose burning, or my eyes watering 馃槶
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"Maybe love is OVERRATED!"
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I LOVE FIG AND AYDA SO MUCHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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HELP WHY DO MY POSTS ALWAYS HAVE A RANDOM HASHTAG ON THEM?
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"The possibility occurs that...you might be your own dad"
GORGUGS REACTION IS EVERYTHINGGG
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"Have you ever explore your body kristen?"
"ONCE, WITH A CORNCOB"
馃槶IM SOBBING
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THIS COULD BE US.
a wizard and her paramour 馃А鉂わ笍
(see under cut for close up)
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HELP FIG MEETING GORTHALAX 馃槶馃槶馃槶
"You can call me...well whatever you want"
"How about...Dad"
馃拃馃槶
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New matching profile pics just dropped!!
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HELP THE FUCKING DWARF FELL ON ADAINE? HELPPPPP馃槶
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Sleeping with the rats馃悁馃寵馃尣
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"...but some time last year, she started to bring us back from the dead after her friends left."
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Hey babe, new ship dynamic just dropped (stripper x ballerina)
Saw this dynamic in a good omens fix and made my own characters for it. Spread it like the plague.
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