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illytian · 16 hours

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I thought about how I would react if I told him I didn't love him

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Randal x Unhinged!Human!Reader who just loves how weird and feral he is.

I just think the idea is funny af

Whoever sent this, I love you - this gotta be my favourite request so far. If anyone remembers kindergarten game, that's how technically unhinged you'll act.

"Hey, you wanna try some dirt?" You offered a handful of dirt to some random kid with glasses. You grinned brightly as your face is covered in dirt, mud and grass. The said random kid grinned unnervingly yet cutely and exclaim in happiness, "Yes please!" He snatched the dirt from your hands and eat it quickly, making his glasses titled and face messy.

You laugh in glee and continue to play with the ground, now with a fun company who had introduced himself as Randal. A funny friend indeed. He rants on and on about his fun adventures, especially with his family or whoever this 'Satoru' is. In exchange for listening, he listens to your rants about your messed up school that experiments on children but you managed to blow it up with some game cards. It's a fun silly story telling you both had.

Soon after, you meet his family because Randal didn't came home before curfew so they had to physically pick him up. Literally. The cat with the 'Nevada' on his shirt picked him up by the collar and Randal started to struggle while whining about wanting to play more. Luther promises that you both will meet again, he just cannot go home late at night or else. You piped in saying you can visit his house sometimes, bringing the infamous card game you told him about with you to play. Luckily, Luther allowed you to visit and now you basically feel like you live there instead and visit home with how much sleepovers you both had.

"Wanna try some sand?" You offered to Randal as he stand his doll. He rapidly nods, "Yum! Yes please!" And you spoon fed him while he works on a 'very important' thing he's making.

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illytian · 16 hours

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NSFW ALPHABET - randal

AO3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

inseparable, attached to you like a damn lamprey (mouth included)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

randal loves his tongue and how uncomfortable it makes you when he tries to lick your eyeballs he loves your stomach, he never fails to make you painfully aware that there’s only so much separating your insides from the outside

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

as for any hentai obsessed scum, he wants it all over you, no place uncovered. he’ll milk himself dry to make his own bukkake hentai, you know?

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

is there anything dirty about him that he keeps secret? well, maybe that he tends to prefer bottoming, or at least being forced into submission

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

hell naw. he-hell naw. randal’s nge doujinshis do not have any anatomical knowledge that could help!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

spooning 100%, especially when you’re still asleep. just slip it to the side… it’s very convenient, and lets him easily breathe down your neck

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he’s neither serious nor unserious, he just is

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

plucks each hair out with a pair of tweezers because it’s funny

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

full blown obsession. randal likes to call himself a yandere type when it comes to you, and is he wrong?

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

whenever the time arises, which is often, he plants himself face first, ass up, and jerks it crazy style

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

literally anything humiliating he is game for, receiving & giving. he also has a thing for making other people watch… forced voyeurism? he’s quite thankful for the hierarchy poster

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

in the woods, and in his coffin

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

nosebleeds, upskirt shots in anime (ecchi ecchi!), online arguments… what doesn’t get randal going?

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

uh…

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

in a perfect world, every time would be a 69, that’s his attitude towards it. addicted to fucking your face, and having you suffocate him

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

incredibly rough, no matter the speed

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

since his opinion on cum is quite… extreme, it is a bit hard to do quickies. however, when has that ever stopped randal?

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

duh. if there’s something erotic randal doesn’t know about, he’d be surprised

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

as long as it takes, that’s his prerogative!

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

addicted to toys. if there’s anything that can make you and him squirm beyond belief, he needs to have it. he’s partial to bunny vibes

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

teasing is randal’s middle name (probably). will deny you orgasms constantly, but rarely follows through. you just look so cute when you cum!

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

the loudest ever. luther scolds him day in and day out, but he physically can’t hold back. maybe gags are something you should explore?

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

draws doujins of you and him. it's incredibly cringy, but man... he definitely memorized your body. look at the detail!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

5-inch, curved to the side (we know why)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

insatiable. utterly insatiable, so please watch out for internal bruising, okay?

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

relishes in watching you sleep, so it depends on whether or not he wants to continue the pleasure in a shared dream :)

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illytian · 16 hours

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What would you do if he was lounging on the floor and his presence was disturbing？

He will want to be stepped on as well as the carpet

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illytian · 23 hours

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Yandere Head Canons:

Double Trouble

Yandere twins x childhood friend gn reader

Michael and Mica were polar opposites in personality despite their eerily similar appearance. Michael was soft spoken and kind while Mica was loud and boisterous. It wasn’t uncommon for Mica to be on your left and Michael to be on your right. They’ve always been your friends for as long as you could remember…

As the three of you got older, they became clingier. They were always at your house whether it was to walk to school with you or to complete homework, they were there. And it became much worse when you mentioned having a crush.

“I have a crush on Darren. I think he’s cute…” you had said on the first Tuesday of your senior year in college.

“Darren? The really quiet guy?” Mica furrowed his brow. “If you like quiet guys, don’t you think Michael is a better fit? Look at him?”

Mica squished Michael’s cheeks together and directed his face at you. A bright cherry blush on Michael’s face as he averted his gaze from you. “Isn’t Michael rather handsome too?”

You chuckled as you helped Michael out of Mica’s grips. “I never said Michael was ugly, you two have always been my friends… wouldn’t it be weird to only date one brother?” You brought up which made the twins become silent.

“Ah… I didn’t think about that.” Mica whispered, his eyes filled with stars. “So would you date both of us then?”

You quirked a brow. “Both of you?” Mica nodded his head while Michael blushed even more.

“Hmm… probably just one of you.”

Since you had said those words, you noticed a change in your friends. The twins were now always in a silent battle for your undivided attention on one of them.

They followed you to around to each of your college classes, both eager to be by your side. Mica babbled your ear off while Michael firmly held your hand. His cheeks aflame and his palms sweaty.

“You really think you could choose one of us? Isn’t two better than one?” Michael asked you with a smirk. “You wouldn’t want to break one of our hearts would you?”

It was so odd to be badgered by Michael every single day without fail. The blonde would constantly pick on you to pick one of them while Mica would hold onto you like a lifeline. The quiet male consistently reminded you of his presence as well.

It was at a college party filled with one too many cheap beers that you found yourself sprawled out with the two of them on either side of you. You were no doubt in their dorm room, whisked away in your tipsy state by Michael. Mica sat in front of you on his knees while Michael held your body from behind.

Mica’s lips were pressed firmly on the side of your neck while Michael’s hands slipped under your shirt. Your body felt as if it was burning from their fervent attention.

“How about we help you see things our way? We can make you feel good…” Michael chuckled at your dazed expression.

You sighed. It’s not like you really had an option at this point. These two weren’t going to leave you be until you accepted them both.

You helped Michael slip your shirt over your head as you grabbed Mica’s blonde curls to pull him into a kiss. If this was the way it was going to be, you might as well have your cake and eat it too.

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illytian · 2 days

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expanding the donquixote fam modern au just for funsie

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illytian · 2 days

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So I finished book 5. And overall I liked it, I have many thoughts I wanna turn into silly comics. But for now, I am SEETHING.

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illytian · 2 days

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I am a fan of Big Ears guys

(fan art for @pocketss)

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illytian · 2 days

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it's so random idk I just love royal au

And i love Neige so much 😭

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ive been playing a lot of Stardew Valley recently so here r some thoughts from the depths of my brain

x reader but very self indulgent...she/her prns used for reader/farmer

i may write more if its in high demand, or even if its not who knows

I like to imagine the farmer as some strange girl who lives in the fields on the outskirts of town after inheriting it from her grandfather. despite coming from the big city she's shy, timid, and almost sheepish. Trying her best to befriend the townsfolk of pelican town (something she's never been good at doing) and somehow. over time, they become quite fond of their odd farmer, some maybe even too much.

She either can't bring herself to lift her gaze off the ground or she stares way too hard, there's never an in-between. She doesn't talk much, when she does you have to strain to hear her. I totally think the townfolks would be output by her--not directly rude aside from a few (shane, haley, alex, sebastian) but enough where she doesn't totally feel outcasted, just common southern curtesy.

Honestly, its a wonder how she survived the everyday hustle and bustle of Zuzu city.

Eventually, she warms up to the villagers, first mostly to the kinder ones (marnie, robin, demetrius, jodi, etc etc) and she becomes more talkative, not by much though. She still seems a bit afraid to speak to people more her age, though.

She's great at lending an ear to folk who have no where else to put their emotions. However she rarely talks about her own

She never forgets a birthday, no matter how close or not she is with the person, nor does she ever miss an event. Though, she can be incredibly awkward. Always fidgeting in some way and flinches at any noise just a bit too loud.

When she's not in town she's spending town with her farm animals, napping with her cow in the field, dipping her feet in the stream while she watches her ducks play, or just general animal-care activities. Most of her time is probably spent on her farm, she gets drained easily and animals never expect her to try and carry an interaction.

She likes to fish, I imagine she and Willy spend off days fishing in silence together.

Her kindness and general weird charm also garnering the attention of a few townsfolk with an extreme interest in her and she could be none the wiser. Oblivious to their strange remarks, or items going missing, and she has no idea what keeps spooking her animals in the middle of the night!

Maybe she should've stayed in Zuzu city...

(tl;dr, farmer's neurodivergent rizz is too good and now she has multiple obsessed suitors)

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Twisted Maiden [ACT 1]: CHAPTER 6

[ACT I]: CHAPTER 6

[Name] was in a vivid dream, it was strange to know or notice it but she was. She was in the middle of a glade filled with flowers. Somehow it reminded her of Aurelius. She could see in the distance the silhouette of a ruined castle, smoke escaping from their collapsed walls. Even so, the young girl felt at peace where she was sitting. The soft wind blew in her hair. It was when she heard someone strolling behind her.

“_Where is this place?”

[Name] looked up to see a young boy. He was familiar to her but she couldn’t pinpoint where she saw him. He looked just like Aurelius. Maybe his gentle gaze? Or his face? She couldn’t say for sure but looked so familiar and her mind was so fuzzy.

“_I don’t know, isn’t this your world?

_No, it’s your dream, not mine.

_I see. I wonder what’s happening over there?

_Should we go see it?

_ …….

_ …….”

Both [Name] and the beautiful stranger looked at the fuming castle in silence before she chuckled sweetly. The boy plopped down next to her, his light purple (or blue?) eyes looked so pretty with his silverish hair, or was it white? She couldn’t tell for sure. Her mind became fuzzier every time she tried to think.

“_Nah, I’m too tired to do that. I don't even think I have the power to even get up..”

She said in a quiet voice. The boy looked at her worried as [Name] just smiled. His eyes was truly pretty. This mix of blue and light purple. The young girl caressed his face gently. The boy surprised didn’t move an inch as it felt strangely intimate.

“_Now, that I think about it, what’s your name?

_Silver.

_Silver? Oh strange, where did I hear of this name before?

_You heard my name before?

_ I think so, do you have a last name?”

Silver hesitated a bit before answering.

_Vanrouge, I guess.

_Lillia?

_Do you know my father?

_I… Do I? Everything is fuzzy right now.”

Before Silver could question her more, the young girl collapsed in his chest before fading in thousands of flower petals. Silver couldn’t help but frown looking at the circle of sharp thorns at the place where she was. Was she sitting on this all along?

***

It’s been a few days since the filming. Ambrose used his connection to make her legal paper and ID faster. She now exists in this world, being a minor, the headmaster put himself forward to be her foster parent until she returns to her world. Hearing this, Aurelius and Alexis did tease her a little. Now she was officially RSA’s princess. The school's beloved lady. Of course, Ambrose hurried to make her paper to open a bank account for her. He was surprised at first when he heard about her role in the TV show Neige was starring in, but it was a relief too. He was afraid she wouldn't adapt to this world. He would have taken care of her, of course. Every time Ambrose looked at her he couldn't help but want to dote on her. She was such a good and pretty girl.

The headmaster smiled fondly as he looked at the young girl talking with her friends. It was like a father watching his daughter grow up…. His gentle and sweet daughter. Ambrose pitied himself to not have married. Maybe he would have had a daughter, he wondered if his (hypothesis) daughter would have been as perfect as [Name]. The girl was everyone's perfect and dream daughter. What any parents wished for. A good and hard-working girl, a sweet and elegant beauty who could make you proud. But it also worried him. She always acted fine or flawless but it was also putting a rift between her and others like it was hiding something behind that perfect behavior.

Smiling sadly, the old man wished she would depend on the grown-ups more and open up to them one day. He would be blessed and see the real and flawed girl in the future. Then he would be able to act like a parental figure there to soothe and care for whatever wound life could have put on her.

[Name] couldn’t help but feel worried about Neige. He seemed a little more clingy. Of course, he was still the same cheerful idol everyone knew, but he strangely was around her a lot. He invades her privacy a lot nowadays. It was to the point where the young girl didn’t know if she could stay polite or not. As she was walking with Aurelius and Alexis, both boys looked at each other before asking the question.

“_Sooo…. Are you and Neige…

_No, we are not together.”

[Name] hissed under her breath as they walked into the cafeteria. It was a rumor that was spread on the net. And she had people flood her Magicam because of it. She even found some videos using their matching outfit as proof of the supposed relationship. Of course, she tried to get them dispelled by making a statement and asking Neige to deny them. She even got Vil’s help for it but it was useless as Neige wasn’t doing much to stop the rumor or denying them. Worse he was vaguely affirming them. Most of the post he made about her was filled with innuendos about a romantic relationship between them.

“_Wait, does that mean we still have a chance?”

Looking toward the cheerful voice the group smiled at the jock who walked up to them. It was Heric, a boy she met when she visited the Magicshift club. He was a good and friendly guy from a rich and famous family, Jupiter. From what Aurelius explained and her own acknowledge of the game, Heric, or Herc as he loves to be called, is the youngest son of the CEO of Olympus company’s main branch. He was also Idia’s cousin.

Aurelius and Alexis’s face crunched a little as they looked at the tall boy. His muscles moved and contracted with every movement he made. They could also notice [Name]’s eyes looking at them from time to time.

“_Good morning, Heric-senpai.

_Come on just call me Herc. Anyway, are you free in three weeks?

_ I think so, Why?

_ I’ve got two tickets for NRC’s Magicshift tournament.”

Heric smiled as her interest was picked. He showed her the ticket proudly.

“_You said you were interested to see the Savanaclaws team play remember? That's why I thought we could go and enjoy the show although Diasomnia is definitely going to win on this one… again.

_Diasomnia? Why?”

Aurelius asked curiously. He wondered why the young girl would be interested in it. It was Alexis who answered him with a smile.

“_You don’t know? Every year Diasomnia wins the tournament thanks to their dormleader Malleus Draconia. His power was so strong that it was impossible to win against him.

_Draconia…. No wonder it’s the royal family.

_Right, you lived in the outskirts of Briar Valley. But it’s a pity for the other dorm or most of Savanaclaw’s students. Most of them are trying to become pro players.”

The group still chatted not noticing Neige looking at them in the distance. Ash passing next to him noticed the somber look he had. The boy raised an eyebrow before shaking his shoulder gently.

“_Are you alright Neige?”

The young idol glared at him before storming the other way. Ash looked surprised as he looked at his back running away after knocking him out of the way. Something wasn’t right. He looked at the young girl wondering if he needed to have a small talk with the school’s princess.

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hey momma!

so, I got sdv for Christmas and just when I thought I couldn’t get gayer, I meet SAM. I swear to god I’ve never wanted to suck off a fictional character this bad in my LIFE and it’s only been a couple days! 😖

Sam seems like such a subtle but clearly there yandere you know? Like yes he isn't outwardly obsessive but you can tell there's something off with him, especially when you get a bit to close to any of the other single people in town. I like to imagine he praises you with the filthiest mouth when you two get intimate. Just guides your head up and down and tells you "Fuck, you were made for this baby" and "That's it, all of it. Every drop" Imagine how he grips your hair on his more angry days, not enough to hurt but enough to let you know you aren't done until he says so. Be that you're stuck on your knees and being his good little throat toy or him seating himself between your legs and marking your skin with his teeth, drinking everything you can give him, and even forcing dry orgasms until you need a water break (and even after that he'll just pat your legs and demand you get ready for more). He's just such a good yandere to me! (most of the bachelors are!) -Mommabean

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illytian · 2 days

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HEY GIVE ME BACK 😭

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dont get me wrong i love stardew valley but which of my neighbours just threw out a whole fucking diamond?

Hey, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure as they say and I gladly appreciate the valuable things my neighbors throw in the trash for me to swiggity swooty my way in to collect.

Just something that popped in my head that I can’t help but to imagine is a yandere villager (or the entire town being yandere cause why not) purposely throwing away valuable stuff just solely for their farmer!darling to have. The idea of whichever villager peeking out their window or hiding in a bush watching their darling going by their place only to go through their trash and find something useful or valuable and seeing their darling happily skip away is kind of wholesome. But the absolute disheartening feeling and sense of failure whenever their darling comes by their place and keeps walking along, not even sparing a glance at the yandere’s trash can, would hurt more than their darling would or could ever know.

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illytian · 3 days

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could you do some yandere elliott nsfw? i need this man like i need air to breathe i swear-

Just had a surgery this morning, I hope this is coherent because I still feel a lil groggy haha. I tried to make the reader as sexually neutral as I could since I don't do that very often. I hope I did decently ^^;

Yandere!Elliott x Reader

Tags: NSFW, MDNI, Stalking, masturbation, sex toy usage, general creepy behavior, gender neutral reader, no sex specified for reader

For hours at a time, Elliott would follow and stalk you (although he would put it into more light terms) as you went about your business. He wanted to be near you at all times, but the crowding might have scared you away so he made do with spying.

Sometimes Elliott would pretend to accidentally bump into you in town, acting as though it was coincidence that you were on the same street and walking in the same direction.

When you were gone, he sometimes snuck into your home. At first, he would only go to touch your things, the things that had touched you and smelled of you. He would hold up your shirt to his face and breathe in the smell, trying to simulate your embrace.

It wasn't as good as the real thing by any means, but it satiated him for the time being.

He grabbed a discarded pair of underwear on the ground, and didn't even think about his next actions. He brought it up to his face and shakily inhaled. A choked moan escaped his mouth.

Just as he was ready to pocket it and leave, he heard the front door open. He didn't have enough time to crawl out of the window, so he frantically locked himself in your closet. It wasn't the first time he had been in there without your knowledge, but it still filled him with panic each time.

His heart raced as you walked in, humming softly. He peered through louvered slats and saw you taking off your clothes. Elliott covered his mouth with his hand to keep from moaning aloud. His cock throbbed, and he felt ashamed.

You weren't a mere object for his satisfaction, but he couldn't help himself.

You stripped down completely, and he nearly came in his pants when you removed your undergarments and dropped it on the floor. This was so much better than watching you undress through the window.

Sure, he always had binoculars or a camera on you, but the visual was never enough. Now you were just a few feet from him, body ready to be ravished and worshipped.

It took every fiber of his being not to come out of the closet and do it himself. The anticipation was too much. He began to undo his fly as quietly as possible.

He watched as you slowly and sensuously rubbed yourself. He imagined it was him you were thinking of.

Next thing he knew, he was using his free hand to bring the underwear up to his face. It smelled just like he imagined it would, your scent driving him wild.

Like fate, you flopped on the bed and grabbed what he recognized as a dildo. As upset as he was you were using other toys when you could be using his very-real cock, his disdain melted into pleasure again once you started fingering yourself, preparing yourself for it.

He imagined he was the one preparing you for his own cock. He imagined his fingers deep inside you, gently caressing your warm, wet inner walls. He would coax you open, until he would be able to replace his fingers with his leaking cock.

Not without pampering you beforehand, of course.

He ached for you, and had to finally free his erection from the confines of his pants. He shuddered from the cold air against his burning flesh.

He spit into his palm and stroked himself to the rhythm of your fingers. Normally he never used his own spit, but he was too frenzied to care.

The underwear pressed against his nose as he inhaled deeply. It was intoxicating, and he felt more drunk than if he had chugged an entire keg of beer. The scent was pure you, and he would never have it any other way.

You started teasing yourself with the toy, just about the size of his own cock. He wished it was him, filling you up and making you cry out in ecstasy.

A beautiful moan escaped your lips once you slid it inside, slowly. 'That's it, theeere you go, sweetheart,' he cooed to you in his head. He started stroking his cock slower, only to imagine it was him pushing inside you at such a gentle pace. He could be so sweet to you if you just gave him a chance.

You rocked yourself back and forth on the dildo, making a motion so mesmerizing to watch. He couldn't take his eyes off you, even if the view was obscured.

Elliott didn't notice he was drooling pathetically, but he didn't care.

He sped up his pace to yours again. He felt so dirty watching you like this, but he felt too good to stop.

Suddenly, you switched positions and the view got a little better. Now Elliott had the full picture of your entrance accepting the toy so readily.

He envisioned himself hovering over you, and kissing your soft skin while moving in and out of you. Oh, what he'd give to have your arms wrapped around his neck and your legs around his waist.

The scenario was set clear in his mind. After a romantic candlelit dinner, he'd make love to you on the bed. The lighting would be dim and sensual, with his scented candles burning pleasantly. He would treat you to a full-body massage first, getting you all loosened up before he made sweet love to you. He would whisper how much he loved you in your ear and cover your face in kisses. He'd make sure you climaxed first, before taking his own.

That is, if he could even control himself. He had came in his pants an embarrassing amount of times just looking at you. He was barely hanging on at this point, but he tried to wait for you to finish first.

Your shift in moans showed you were getting close, so he brought the undergarments down from his face and to his cock. He wrapped them around himself and ardently stroked his cock.

His breath hitched at how intimate it felt, using the garment as a tool for masturbation.

He was teetering on the edge when you suddenly cried out in your orgasm. The noise was a symphony to his ears, and he came soon after.

For a moment, he saw stars. He had masturbated to you countless of times before, but that was the best orgasm he ever had.

His vision returned, and he felt disgusted with himself. He had came in your underwear. He couldn't return it to you now; he was supposed to leave no trace behind. He supposed it'd make another good keepsake.

Elliott's attention turned back to you. You were covered in sweat and catching your breath.

He wished he could cuddle you afterward, stroking your hair and nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck. He'd give you a nice bath, and then order something nice from the restaurant for take-out, since you'd both be exhausted. He knew how much you loved your take-out, anyway.

Elliott rearranged himself into his pants. You stood up from the bed and went to the bathroom, and he quickly gathered your discarded clothes from the floor, along with your used toy.

He wanted to use that opportunity to leave, but he was still too busy composing himself.

You entered your room again with your regular night clothing and passed out on your bed. Elliott peeked through the slats of the closet again to watch you sleep for a couple minutes. It was such a gorgeous sight.

Finally he opened the door, gauging your form for any signs of reaction. He silently sighed in relief when you didn't move. He did his best to not step on anything that would creak under his weight and had to stifle a chuckle. You kicked your covers off of you in your sleep.

He risked pulling them back over you and taking that moment to stare once more at your relaxed expression.

One day you'd be his. He considered himself a patient man.

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Hello! Would you be willing to write headcanons for Yandere!Alex (from Stardew Valley) x Male!Reader?

of course!

yandere!alex x male!reader

-oh, youre sending this man into a crisis

-sure, hes had crushes before, but they were always on women

-hes straight, isnt he???

-but youre so handsome, and youve been so sweet to him and his grandparents, and- yeah, hes totally in love with you

-at first, hes pretty normal about it. giving you gifts, offering to teach you how to play gridball, approaching you at festivals, etc

-but he cant help but notice that youre getting awfully close to some of the other bachelors. and on one hand, thats great! youre definitely into men. but on the other, you shouldnt be with anyone but him

-hes not mad at you, though. youre far too sweet to be breaking his heart on purpose. he blames everyone else for keeping you away from him

-so he goes to have a "talk" with anyone getting too close to you. in comparison to all the other bachelors, hes pretty strong, so theyre inclined to listen

-from your perspective, everyone just starts avoiding you. everyone except for alex. hes just as friendly as ever, and tells you that everyone else just doesnt know what theyre missing

-he eventually confesses his feelings to you, and since hes one of the only people still talking to you, you accept

-great! youre dating now! and soon, you get married! prepare for him to be the clingiest husband ever

-ok, well, maybe not the clingiest. he doesnt keep you prisoner or anything. youre actually still fully free to go out in town and such. hes not that stupid, he knows that youd hate him if he did something like that

-but when youre on the farm? hes all over you. following you around like a lost puppy, helping out where he can, trying to hold your hand despite how it gets in the way of your work

-if you ever left him, hed pull every single romcom cliche to win you back. stand outside with a boombox in the rain and such

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