Sometimes you gotta stop worrying about being the smartest and funniest person in the room and just enjoy being in a room with smart and funny people
49K notes
·
View notes
she’s in her “you gotta prove everything you say to me” phase of life because she been taken for granted too many times
6K notes
·
View notes
6K notes
·
View notes
Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
134K notes
·
View notes
I genuinely lose interest when I see myself trying harder than you. I need my energy reciprocated
7K notes
·
View notes
My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks.
"It's free if you're gay," he's told.
"Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?"
"Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
126K notes
·
View notes
the saddest thing i’ve ever done was beg someone to love me the way I loved them
5K notes
·
View notes
people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target
16K notes
·
View notes
She is at a point in her life where she just wants to hug someone and tell them how tired and drained she really is. Someone who can make her feel safe, seen, secured, and protected.
6K notes
·
View notes
dance with me
2K notes
·
View notes
you deserve someone who’s good for your mental health and who never stops trying
10K notes
·
View notes
9K notes
·
View notes
who up wanting something they can never have
31K notes
·
View notes