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illuminatireject · 10 hours
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*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends
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Our inquiry for the pronouns of the most humble man alive was refused, "I haven't done anything that makes me worth talking about in third person"
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hii :) I'd been wanting to try opening commissions for a while so I made this, feel free to DM with any questions
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People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me
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cannot find a way to capture on camera exactly how much my bandaid judt scared me taking a sip of water
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feeding my he/hims until they are all buff
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illuminatireject · 12 hours
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the rose/cass/steph love triangle is real. to ME.
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illuminatireject · 12 hours
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Can I say something is it finally safe to say that I don't find the popular trend of white people on this site who aren't muslim saying inshallah for jokes funny and I never did
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illuminatireject · 12 hours
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illuminatireject · 12 hours
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... Pirating the Zionist show means you're still watching the Zionist show, especially if you're reblogging content...? There ain't other shit on tv?
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illuminatireject · 13 hours
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illuminatireject · 18 hours
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There are 7000 aid trucks waiting at the Egyptian border
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illuminatireject · 18 hours
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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illuminatireject · 18 hours
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me and the father figure I pulled by being autistic
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illuminatireject · 18 hours
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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