illuminati-dan
I Want Phil Lester To Punch Me In The Face
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Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta
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barista: the usual, ma’am?
me: yep, i can’t start my day without it
the usual:
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Wore Baberaham Lincoln to a Halloween party and traumatized absolutely everyone there, God bless America.
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mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied
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Aight yall I'm done
*transforms into this*
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Cellulose nitrate was used to make dice from the late 1860s until the middle of the twentieth century, and the material remains stable for decades. Then, in a flash, they can dramatically decompose. Nitric acid is released in a process called outgassing. The dice cleave, crumble, and then implode.
From Dice: Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck by Ricky Jay and Rosamond Purcell, 2002.
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I think about baby flamingos doing the leggy a lot…
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I miss my old friends that I lost contact with.
If you guys still want to talk and stuff my Snapchat is @ autumn.ingram Plz message me :(
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happy pride everyone im enlisting your help to convince my girlfriend to be the bee movie with me for halloween we have 5 months to change her mind let’s go… gay rights!!!
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