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As Of Yet Unkown
It is, as of yet, unknown. It has been concluded that the unknown shall remain unknown until further notice. We apologise for any inconvenience. Circa '93. She/Her. Bi/Pan
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MDZS but it's told as a bunch of extremely divisive reddit posts
r/AITA for hunting the man who ruined my life even though he non-consensually gave me an organ transplant that also ruined HIS life
r/NuclearRevenge I destroyed a man's life in every sense of the word for killing my brother and I'm over the moon about it actually
r/RelationshipAdvice The love of my life came back from the dead and now we're travelling as a married couple even though we're not married and I haven't even told him about the kid yet
r/Occult So if I come back from the dead in someone else's body do I still need to register for the census? Follow up question, do I register my body or my soul or both?
r/Let'sNotMeet my crazy uncle turns out to be my other, crazier uncle wearing his body like a suit help?????
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i just got here but sincerely what is wrong with dorian pavus. he’s a necromancer. he helped invent time travel with his phd supervisor; this is never touched upon again. he comes out to you in front of his homophobic dad by going “sex. with men. ever heard of it”. he’s canonically so good at magic that he can keep up with god in conversation about it. constantly complains about the weather and all while he has one tit out at all times. his backstory is that he’s simultaneously a delinquent and a girlboss. he’s an alcoholic. his facial hair is completely fucking indefensible. h
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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In light of the sad news about Bernard Hill, I feel like we should take a moment to really appreciate the acting performances in the LOTR trilogy. The fact that none of the cast got Academy Awards is well-known and I think even now the sheer visual spectacle of the trilogy can overshadow everything else, but the performances were SO crucial to what made the films great.
It’s easy to take the success of the movies for granted now, but that was never a guarantee. Aside from the practical aspects of portraying such an epic fantasy onscreen, the series is peppered with dialogue that is fine on the page but unbelievably difficult to deliver. As Harrison Ford famously remarked to George Lucas re Star Wars “You can write this stuff, but you can’t say it.”
From Gandalf’s “To the Bridge of Khazad-Dum!” to Elrond’s “It must be cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came!” it would be so easy for the whole thing to collapse into farce. The only reason it doesn’t, is because of the talent and conviction of the actors.
Bernard Hill was tasked with one of the most objectively ridiculous lines in the entire trilogy. “The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep one last time!” And he delivered. BOY, did he deliver. He gave it all the gravitas and emotional weight of Shakespeare, he made it truly rousing instead of ridiculous, he took the audience with him to that moment, that place, right into Middle Earth with its people and its history, and made it REAL.
And for that, I thank and salute him. RIP, sir. Go now to the halls of your fathers. You earned it.
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Some NPC portraits I was able to reveal in a oneshot tonight :) Looks like the oneshot is going to be a multi night affair, so I'll probably have a few more of these able to show in... a while...
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Some NPC portraits I was able to reveal in a oneshot tonight :) Looks like the oneshot is going to be a multi night affair, so I'll probably have a few more of these able to show in... a while...
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2 pages I did for the #hobbitcookbook!!! Featuring a recipe generously provided by @ margotnwrites on twitter bc I can’t cook lol.. The PDF has like 144 pages of recipes and illustrations and is now available for download on gumroad! Pay what you want but all proceeds go to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute which is v cool.
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Breathing is something you don’t think about until you can’t do it anymore.💀
Story of Frill being brought back is something that has been hiding in my folders for several years unfinished. I’m still not quite happy with it, but I guess it’s time to accept it and move on to something else.
Frill is my DnD character. A skeleton bard with a lot of package to carry on his bony shoulders.
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🗡That will depend on the manner of your return 🏹
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