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My Writing

Thought maybe I'd do a master post for all my stories including brief snippets of what they are, what they involve, include links, etc. I'll update it every now and then. All of them are going to be gay.

Churning for Uncle Nico series

Replace the Cursed Seed - Vincent's uncle Nico moves into his home. They bond over heartbreak and sexual desire. (Uncle/Nephew, incest, cock vore, oral vore)

Father's Day Dessert - Sven comes home for Father's Day and explores his dad's forbidden man cave, awakening a need to bond with his dad in ways he'd never thought of before. (father/son, incest, oral vore)

Betting Their Way into Dad's Balls - Eli and Leo spend one day every year making outrageous bets. When they bring their dad into their bets, it's suddenly a competition to see who can made Eli their bitch, or maybe if the two will turn back into daddy's cum. (father/son, brother/brother, incest, cock vore)

Who's Leaving from Dinner - Ian brings his boyfriend Harry home to meet his dad despite having been told before that if he brings a boy home, he'll be accepting his place as his father's food. (father/son, incest, anal vore)

Jack and the Giant - Jack has dreamt his whole life of getting eaten by his dad. On his birthday, his dad shrinks him down and plays out the fantasies Jack had written in his journals. (father/son, incest, oral vore, cock vore)

Instinctual Belonging - Cameron meets his birth father for the first time. His dad, Nico, is a nudist, and Cameron finds himself filled with a need not just to get fucked by Nico but to be his meal, too. (father/son, incest, anal vore)

Daddy's Sack Snacks (father/son, incest, cock vore for all)

Austin on Acid - After a graduation party ends early, Austin and his brother Lankin do acid together. (Brother/brother)

Broke Brandon - Brandon parties, spends a lot of money, and has no job. No, what he has is a sugar dad.

Cavan Camping - Cavan goes camping with his father and finds himself in a new kind of sleeping bag.

Danny Down the D - Danny is a thief with the ability to shrink down small enough to enter anything. When his father has kidney stones, Danny shrinks down to help him out.

Eric Elastic - Eric has a stretchy body. He also has a perverted brother. Their dad sets out to teach both boys a lesson. (Brother/brother, anal vore)

Freeing Felipe from Flames - When Felipe comes out to his parents, his father sets out to save him from the flames of hell.

Gary at the Gloryhole - Gary has a routine of when he'll spend a few hours servicing a mall bathroom. A newcomer with a trick up his sleeve arrives for servicing.

Harry the Houdini - When Harry complains about magic not existing, his father whips out his wand and gives Harry some firsthand experience with the fantastical.

Isaiah's Injuries - After Isaiah is injured, his father, unwilling to lose another family member, takes his son inside him to heal him up.

Jacking Jumps James - At a 4th of July party, James reunites with his domineering cousin who takes him to play on the trampoline. (Cousin/cousin)

Kian and the King - Prince Kian Beryl is captured and brought before his father, the King, for a trial whilst his country is at war.

Love, Lucas - After his father misses his wedding, Lucas sends him a letter with a request of where he and his husband might spend part of their honeymoon. (Father-in-law/son-in-law)

Mousy Michael - Michael wishes to go to the ball to see his father. However, his wicked step-brothers and step-father refuse to let him. With the help of his fairy godfather, he ends up in A ball… (Brother/brother, oral vore)

Nile's No Exit - Nile, in prison on drug charges, gets a visit from his father for the first time in years. His dad says he's moving prisons, to one much closer to his own genes.

Oscar in the Onahole - Oscar accidentally pisses off his abusive father and finds himself shrunk down, thrown in a toy, and at his father's mercy.

Pedro and the Pornstar - Pedro's dad is an amateur filmmaker who decides his son is going to film with him, and it'll be a unique, wild experience for all.

Quintin Queso - Quintin's brother has become Quintin's pet. That's because when Quintin gets churned by his father, he becomes quite addictive… (Brother/brother)

Razing Raphael - Gianmarco has a strained relationship with his son Raphael. His work buddies gave him some advice on how to force the two of them to bond. But when that doesn't work, Gianmarco takes a more… voracious approach.

Gods of Vore

Helios - After the events of The Tragedy of Medea, Helios comforts and confronts Jason. (God/human, pec vore, anal vore, Greek myth)

Anubis - Death row convict Jeremiah Vulvanezzi must either pass the test of Anubis or find his way into the god's stomach. (God/human, oral vore, Egyptian myth)

Fenrir - Fenrir prowls a furry convention for fun and pup play men to feed his hunger. (M/m, God/human, oral vore, Norse myth)

Hades - Orpheus has come to free Eurydice from the underworld, and most venture into Hades's balls to fetch his lover's soul. (God/human, cock vore, Greek myth)

Susanoo - After being cast out of Heaven, Susanoo decides to help a family by taking their son for his husband and fighting the eight-headed organization Orochi. (implied God/human, God/God, transformation, cock vore, mass vore, Japanese myth)

Thanatos - After dying, Gareth heads to the afterlife the only way anyone can: through the stomach of the God of Death. (God/human, oral vore, Greek myth)

Hypnos - Hypnos and his lover Endymion ask Zeus for help with their affair and come to the conclusion Endymion might need to become Hypnos's cock. (God/human, God/God, cock vore, implied cock transformation, anal vore, Greek myth)

Voretober 2023

A Rocky Horror Hazing - Hayden goes to see The Rocky Horror Picture show for the first time and finds himself part of the voracious pre-show entertainment. (oral vore)

Shrine to the Devouring Pole - Ashton and Fern, a dom and sub, go on a first date after months of flirting. Back at Fern's house, Ashton discovers a cock vore shrine dedicated to him. (cock vore, cock transformation)

Bathed in Brother's Blood - Gabriel got a prophecy that his life will change surrounded by his brother's blood. He tries to outsmart by screwing his nephew. (brother/brother, uncle/nephew, incest, anal vore, implied cock vore)

St. Michael's Spear - A young Catholic priest finds a mysterious leak on a statue of St. Michael the Archangel. He goes to clean it only to find himself on one end of a voracious, holy miracle. (cock vore)

Dressed like a Kitten's Snack - Billie's college roommate wants to go to a costume party together. He's going as Garfield and wants Billie to go as lasagna. But it turns out dressing like a snack ends with you being a snack… (oral vore)

The Dessert Ship - The SS Judy Garland sets out on a cruise from LA to Mexico. On it, a pair of predator boyfriends make a bet: whoever eats the least men has to drive home when they get back. Soon, all the passengers find themselves on the menu… (cock vore, oral vore)

Plant Fertilizer - The puppeteer playing Audrey II in a college production of Little Shop is hungry for the men in the cast... (oral vore)

A Card Named Death - A guy goes to a tarot reader to learn what happened to his brother. In order to be cleansed from evil spirits, the fortune teller sends him to his stomach (oral vore)

The Road to Cum - A hitchhiker is picked up in the desert. The driver decides he'd better ride in his sack instead of dirtying the seats (cock vore)

A Pup Brewing - To join a pack of pup play guys, a guy must be coated in piss and cum and then eaten by the pack's handler (oral vore)

Dangerous to Love a Werewolf - A werewolf finds himself trapped by a magician and solves this by eating the dude (oral vore)

A Future Journal - A book predicts a man's future. No matter what he does, it's clear: he's food (oral vore, cock vore, anal vore, father/son)

Brother's Hypnotic Bet - "Hypnosis is dumb," says one brother. Then he's telling his brother to eat his ass and ends up all the way in his belly (oral vore, brother/brother)

Frontman's Frontman - A man is kidnapped and delivered to a popular singer who proceeds to make him into his slutty food/boyfriend (cock vore, anal vore)

Golem Candy - A golem invades a training barracks (oral vore)

Birth of a Vampire - A vampire decides to turn his boyfriend (oral vore)

Monkey Pawing Dad - A guy wishes his dad would be in his ass... (anal vore)

Meat Yourself - Never meet your doppleganger... (cock vore, brother/brother)

Grounded in My Guts - A man comes home to find his son's frat friends have trashed his house. So it's grounding time (cock vore, oral vore, anal vore, father/son)

Sasquatch Sack - A man in nursed by a bigfoot (cock vore)

Cum Popping Stories

A Popping Gender Reveal - A brother agrees to be the conduit for a gender reveal party, injecting himself with dye before getting cum popped by his brother-in-law. (M/m, pseudo-incest, brother/brother-in-law, cum inflation, cum popping) https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1183785

Come Pop Art - A model fucks an eccentric artist in a canvas room, cum popping the artist to make his magnum opus. (M/m, cum inflation, cum popping) https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1358232

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ill-eat-your-boyfriend · 26 days

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Drayden from Pokémon deciding a trainer and his team have no potential, with Drayden eating and rapidly digesting the trainer’s team in front of him before consuming the trainer. Could you also include disposal? Please and thank you.

Oh yeah, this is great!

D.rayden lets out a dissatisfied huff as the trainer before him returns his last P.okemon. This was simply embarrassing. While D.rayden believes that a firm and direct hand can guide most trainers to an acceptable skill level, perhaps there are some that simply nothing can be done about.

This one has a team of strong, fully evolved P.okemon. But he was so lacking in every possible sense when it came to skill and strategy. It really just shows that raw power isn’t everything. If you don’t know how to channel it, it’s a waste.

D.rayden has no patience for those who waste it.

The trainer was grumbling to himself, already turning to leave and heal his team. D.rayden grabs the trainer by his belt and pulls. It makes the young man stumble back and it rips his belt right off, taking the Pokeballs with it.

The trainer whips around, eyes wide. “Hey, what are you doing?! Those are my P.okemon!”

“And you clearly don’t know how to use them,” D.rayden retorts with a gruff voice. “They’d be more useful dead. So sit there and watch what you caused.” D.rayden opens the first Pokeball, releasing the trainer’s starter, an E.mboar.

The big pig looks around, clearly confused as to why he’s still in the gym. He tries to stand but winces and rubs his side. He’s still exhausted from his battle. So he has no hope of escape when D.rayden squeezes his shoulders and opens wide.

E.mboar blinks and stares down into the human’s drooling maw. He’s not really going to..? A hard tug pulls E.mboar down, and he lets out a startled squeal. It’s muffled by his face planting into D.rayden’s jaws and the thick swallow that rings out to suck him deeper.

Despite his bulky and large the P.okemon is, D.rayden’s hard swallows are easily dragging him down. The E.mboar’s legs kick around weakly as they’re lifted off the ground. D.rayden hoists the pig up as he gets to the chest, starting to gulp and slurp down his gut. D.rayden’s own belly is bloating out, stretched tightly over the E.mboar. As the gym leader slurps down a pair of kicking legs, his stomach drags down to rest on the ground, the massive Fire type curled up tightly inside. D.rayden looks the trainer in the eye and lets loose a deep, roaring belch.

“M…My P.okemon…” the trainer says softly, staring with wide eyes.

“Not your P.okemon anymore,” D.rayden huffs. The E.mboar is roaring inside, struggling and pushing around with what little energy it had. It was panicking. D.rayden grunts and closes his eyes, his gut starting to groan deeply. “Now it’s just…” D.rayden’s stomach begins to shrink down. The E.mboar screams louder as its mighty body reduces. Strong abs and frothing acids help to mulch it in moments. The pig’s screaming turns into low gurgling as D.rayden’s belly loses shape and size. Soon, that noise is gone, too, and the gym leader’s gut flattens out. “…a pile of shit,” D.rayden huffs out, opening his eyes again. He follows that up with a roaring, bubbling belch.

As if to make his point for him, D.rayden’s gut lets out a deep, wet groan. He undoes his suspenders and lowers his pants. With his muscular, furry ass on display, D.rayden squats down. He grunts and pushes, squeezing out a thick, dense log. It screams slightly in the open air as it slowly coils up. The E.mboar’s skeleton comes out feet first, mostly intact from its quick flush through D.rayden’s system. The pile comes up to D.rayden’s waist, the skull coming out last with its jaws open. With a huff, D.rayden stands up again and pulls his pants up.

“Look at that,” D.rayden rumbles. “You truly are a terrible trainer. No fat, no muscle—I reduced your P.okemon entirely into shit. It’s less than junk food.” D.rayden takes another Pokeball. “If none of your P.okemon can add even a pound to my figure, you’ll follow them. Shit belongs with shit.” D.rayden looks away from the terrified trainer to let out his next meal.

The next one out is a bit taller than the E.mboar but now as beefy. A towering B.eartic, who fell due to receiving a burn. Even now, he still looks exhausted and winces when he moves. He’s even easier to overpower than the boar, as D.rayden crams the bear’s head into his maw.

The B.eartic doesn’t struggle. Every deep swallow works out a distressed whine as it slowly goes down. Each gulp is tight and uncomfortable, pushing him towards a tight and sweltering out of death. When his head starts pressing into D.rayden’s stomach, and it smells like E.mboar musk, his whines start turning into panicked roars. It’s nothing like the tough and proud bear that had been in battle not long ago.

The B.eartic’s twitching feet are slurped down and he’s packed in tightly behind D.rayden’s abs. And like the E.mboar before it, they begin to shrink down. The B.eartic screams out in pure terror as the walls close in and boiling acids strip him down. The sound downs out into a wet gurgling sound as he’s swiftly compacted into meat slurry and a dense shit.

The pile is added to as B.eartic squeezes back out. Skull first, jaws open wide, baked into the man’s scat, the bear coils up steadily. Ruined white tufts of fur mark the brown mess along with bones. D.rayden grunts as he forces out a bulky ribcage. “This one was hardly mature,” he grumbles. “Screamed like a Cubchoo. Did you even train this one or just force it to evolve?” D.rayden huffs as the last of the bear drops off and moves on.

Next is a K.rookodile, who went down in battle before even being able to fight. He’s barely standing when he comes out and ends up on the ground when D.rayden grabs him. His thick tail is scooped up and slurped into D.rayden’s lips. And the swallowing begins again.

The crocodile tries to claw at the ground, still dazed and sore. His tail goes down fast and his ass starts being engulfed, his legs folding up. It makes the K.rookodile start roaring and thrashing more in confusion and distress. But it keeps going down the hatch, stomach slurped up, and then the rest of its body going down. Its roar is cut off as its head disappears, muzzle slipping past D.rayden’s lips and disappearing for good.

The K.rookodile lasts the shortest. The second it drops into the gut, it lets out a scream, which is swiftly cut off as D.rayden’s gut rumbles hard and flattens out. He grunts and closes his eyes, ripping ass in a rumbling fart that sends black and red scales scattering. The K.rookodile comes out fast, heaping up onto the pile of manure. His skeleton is entirely intact, forming one long and dense log that comes out in high pressure. The skull comes out fast, shit coming out of the jaws and sockets.

“That one was just pathetic,” D.rayden grumbles with a shake of his head. “I’m almost glad that one was dead. How you got so far with it, I’ll never know.” He moves on to the next, dropping a thick and fat S.colipede before him.

The big bug has been lazy in battle, not willing to listen to his trainer. So even standing before D.rayden and a pile of shit clearly made of his teammates, he remains unbothered. At least until he’s seized by the horns and dragged down. The S.colipede’s eyes widen as its muzzle fits into D.rayden’s maw, breath stinking of death.

S.colipede goes down fast. While it’s big and fat, it’s basically a giant sausage. And D.rayden has little difficulty slurping it down like one. The S.colipede’s thick legs kick slightly as it’s hoisted into the air, massive body disappearing from sight. D.rayden shoves down on its fat ass and sends the last of the bug horse away.

It’s easily the biggest meal he’s gotten so far and might be the only one that has a chance to let the trainer survive. The S.colipede trills and thrashes around for a good few seconds, its hide protecting it momentarily. Then D.rayden’s gut flexes hard, the bug crunches, and his gut rapidly deflates again.

The Poison typing is rough on his system. Enough so that he forced out another fart that even makes him wince. The S.colipede slops out in a mess, most of its exoskeleton reduced to chunks in the semi-solid mess that smothers the pile of shit. D.rayden grunts with a slight wince as his gut groans out in mild displeasure. “Urgh…Poison types. This one simply didn’t respect you. I have to agree on its decision…” He grunts as the last of the big drops out. No real pain, just a slight uncomfortableness. But the bug is gone, D.rayden is no bigger, and the next P.okemon is sent out to die.

A large B.raviary comes out, looking around frantically. It sees the huge pile and starts flapping its wings. It’s a coward, and that was its downfall. Now it will be again. It’s grabbed by the ankles and jerked back as it tries to fly. It squawks and flaps, trying and failing to escape. D.rayden shovels its feet into his maw and begins gulping.

The B.raviary’s squawks get more panicked and desperate as its body disappears from sight. It’s wings keep flapping around, up until they’re forward upward by D.rayden’s gullet. The panicked sound continues up until its head disappears down D.rayden’s gullet. Its wingtips follow soon after and the bird is gone.

Like K.rookodile, the process is instantaneous. The B.raviary lets out a squawk before D.rayden’s stomach suddenly flattens. It bubbles wetly and a deep belch explodes out of him, sending most of the bird’s feathers scattering into the air. The B.raviary comes out fast because of how little waste it even makes. The bird slithers our feet first rapidly, bones baked into shit up to its skull, which has cracked. “This one was hardly fit for battle,” D.rayden sighs.

There’s only one P.okemon left. One more life that has to end, but might let the trainer live. D.rayden releases it, putting the mighty Z.ekrom before him. He has no idea how the trainer got his hands on something like this outside of sheer luck. It’s mighty and powerful, but in the hands of such a worthless trainer, it’s been wasted. Terrible moves, a lack of training and strategy, a complete disservice to the sheer potential Z.ekrom has. As far as D.rayden is concerned, this is a mercy. Z.ekrom will be better off as a heap of stinking shut, killed by a human’s stomach, than being this trainer’s P.okemon. So he has no hesitation in bringing Z.ekrom’s muzzle to his jaws and engulfing it.

Z.ekrom is passive other than the annoyed huff it lets out as its muzzle is engulfed. It is just as aware as D.rayden over its misuse, but it is a being of ideals, and loyalty is important to it. It would have to die to reject a trainer it allowed to control it. But it was also defeated by D.rayden…and it accepts its punishment. So it doesn’t move as it’s devoured, slowly and methodically. Its large body disappears into D.rayden’s tight, slick gullet and presses into an even tighter pit behind the man’s abs. Even its massive tail is slurped up in the end, sealing the dragon away entirely.

D.rayden’s gut is well defined, Z.ekrom curled up tightly inside. Even if it wanted to move at this point, it couldn't. It is a mighty being, a living representation of ideals. D.rayden’s gut lets out a deep, rumbling groan and immediately begins to shrink down. Z.ekrom’s clear and identifiable form folds in on itself. The gym leader’s stomach shrinks down, grows rounder and softer, and in only a minute, has reduced to a set of abs yet again.

D.rayden shakes his head and crosses his arms. “An absolute waste in every sense of the word. Look at what you’ve done.” D.rayden looks at the trainer again as he begins to dispose of the last P.okemon. It’s the largest and densest of the piles. Thick and heavy logs weigh down the rest of the pile, dense bones stretching D.rayden one after another and deep black scales poking out of the brown mess. It takes much longer to drop off Z.ekrom than it did to kill it. Even its skull takes a minute to push out, and it plants muzzle-first into the crap pile with a soft splat, sinking in slightly.

D.rayden sighs out and stands up again. “Even a Legendary P.okemon is utter shit under your command. You are truly the lowest of trainers I’ve seen. I’ll feel no regret in being the one to get rid of you.”

The trainer in question has nothing to say. His eyes are wide and his face pale, mouth hanging open slightly. He’s completely gone mentally and hangs limply as D.rayden lifts him up by the back of his shirt. He’s lowered down feet first, allowed to stare down the piles his team got reduced to for his entire trip down the hatch. Darkness only greets him when his head sinks down D.rayden’s gullet.

The trainer is gone in seconds. D.rayden’s stomach doesn’t even bulge out. It reduces the man so quickly and thoroughly that he spends maybe a fraction of a second within the gym leader’s gut. The second his head is gone, he’s coming back out, cooking up on the ground in a meager pile of crap. D.rayden sighs deeply as he pinched the last of it off. “Finally…”

He’ll have to close the gym for a bit now. Get the mess cleaned up, have Z.ekrom’s bones cleaned and sent to the museum, and take a break. There was no effort in turning shit into shit. But it’s always mentally exhausting seeing so many P.okemon that had potential be reduced to nothing. Even before he gets his hands on them. At least they have use as shit.

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