*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro

People always talk about stepping on Legos, but have yall ever stepped on a hotwheel?? That shit will ruin your life.

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

When inventing a fantasy religion a lot of people a) make the mistake of assuming that everyone in fantasy world would worship the same gods and b) assume that polytheistic religions see all of their gods as morally good

I love media where a bunch of guys go into a cursed place where everything is fucked up, and then one by one they become fucked up. Love their little journals like “Day 28… Hector is worms now. Beginning to question our mission??” 

its actually very silly that if ur any type of art kid as a teenager everyone is like oh have u thought abt graphic design or advertising. yeah the little emo dude who fills sketchbooks with anime gore all day would be great at making customers buy product.

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

beloved friends. treasured acquaintances. revered mutuals. we are gathered here today to pay attention to meeee

SplatoonJP:

明日世界が終わるとしたら？　極限の状況ゆえに本当の姿が見えてくる質問だ。

全てを諦め悟りの境地に入るか、最後の時まで全力で生き抜くか、助かる道を探し尽くすか…

答えは自分の心に聞いてみよう。

some dude on survivor outed another survivor who happened to be trans and called it “deception” like this was some damn soap opera and everyone was like ”lmao that’s personal and not your fucking problem?” and the host immediately said “We don’t need to vote, just grab your torch” and had him kicked off. that’s some instant fucking karma.

True freedom.