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Soren :D
Favorite thing about them
His need to beautify things. We are running for our lives from certain death and a simple wonky bridge would do but he takes the time to make it look better even though it will surely be destroyed. I also love how his hair and beard are similar to a lion's mane but he is an absolute coward.
Least favorite thing about them
Less about him and more about how we never see him again. I liked the crazy man.
Favorite line
"I wasn't expecting so many houseguests! There's no way I have enough seashell soaps for all of them."
brOTP
Him and Ellegaard for sure! Given that the duo specialize in creation it would be hard for them not to be besties.
OTP
Love me some Soren x Ivor! It is my fav from the OotS but I could likewise see him with Ellie too.
nOTP
I got nothin!
Random headcanon
He is absolutely somewhere in the portal network. I think after so long he had made friends and did his best to repress the thought of the friends and world he left to be devoured.
Second one sneaking in, I want to believe that the rest of the order isn't BAD at making their home islands but Soren swooped in to beautify their main bases and people came in and just...built around them.
Unpopular opinion
He should of kept a spare enderman suit for us. I want you to imagine the horror of Jesse walking though the entire series in it. I wanted to be questioned about my sweet set!
Song I associate with them
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You sit around getting older
there's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
I'll shake this world off my shoulders
come on baby this laugh's on me
Favorite picture of them
Look how dapper he is without armor!
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“A primary feature of quarks is that they're always bonded together, but in that moment, I felt like a neutrino, destined to be alone forever.”
Just as young Sheldon Cooper was crying because he thought he'd always be alone and have no friends... they show this.
When I tell you I cried watching this last night... 😭 😭 😭
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It did NOT take me a billion years to finish this. Huzzah~
A very early Valentine’s? Much like a retail store, I too release holiday guff WAY BEFORE the holiday is even in people’s radars uwu
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This is how a married couple greet each other after coming home from work
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everyone shipping loki and mobius meanwhile i'm watching thor: dark world and thinking about loki and fandral....
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I need to say words about Fandral
he is a good boy, a nice boy, do not believe the stories you hear about him (most of them were started by him anyway)
calls everyone “darling”, even royalty
always smells good, like really incredibly good
never combs his hair—never has to, it magically falls into place
knows the name of every flower, its symbolism, its peak bloom, how to arrange it in a bouquet, and which ones go best with battle armor
will trip over himself to open the door for you
if you get on his bad side that door could be the gate to Hel
never misses an opportunity to quote romantic poetry or recite bawdy limericks
his friends are his family and he would die twice for them
is constantly checking his teeth in mirrors
drinks with his pinky out whether it’s a cup of tea or a cold one with the boys
ready at any time to offer his arm, his coat, and/or a shoulder to cry on
do not insult his mustache
will give you his honest opinion on your wardrobe, but only if you ask
catchphrase is “For Asgard!” and he uses it no fewer than four times a day
subsists entirely on a diet of cake and kisses
knows only 3 dance moves but is the master of all of them
will slap a dude 10x his size with a white kid glove for insulting your honor
likes his boots pointy, his blade pointier, and his wit pointiest
makes puns about his love of pointy things
is Asgard’s patron saint of breath mints and lip balm
favorite mode of transportation is swinging from a rope with his rapier in his teeth
the only living creature in all Nine Realms with more sass and dramatic flair than Loki
seriously, Loki respects that level of flamboyance
is available for parties, weddings, and swashbucklings
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“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”
Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon
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Do you guys know Apollo? He is my favorite internet personality
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my main problem with totk is I cannot pick up my nephew & give him a hug
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*SPOILERS FOR THE TOTK DRAGON QUEST*
I drew this as an excuse to draw Zelda in her new dress and then that never happened. ALSO THANK YOU @katydoodles FOR DOING THE BACKGROUNDS <3
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I was worried about seeing spoilers for Tears of the Kingdom because I can't play it until after work, but so far the only footage I've seen online is people using the Fuse ability to make giant flying stone penises, or enormous golems with fire-shooting penises, or penis-shaped bomb projectiles.
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