pizza is being made

then i shall nap

took another jell-o shot

yes. drunk sex w rempe 🤪🤪

OH GOD

you just know it would be so giggly and he would be so clumsy. neither of you really care though, because you’ve both had enough to drink where it doesn’t matter at all. he’s just doing his best to make you feel good even though he’s not as skilled as he normally is

hi so does anyone want a bit of a drunk ask thingy before i eat and take a nap? 😭

WHAT DID I DO

that’s okay maddy made me cry at like 3 am this morning

she’s out for blood today

I WASNT CRYING BEFORE YOUR COMMENT

that’s okay maddy made me cry at like 3 am this morning

she’s out for blood today

YES IT WAS

that’s okay maddy made me cry at like 3 am this morning

she’s out for blood today

three mimosas and six jell-o shots

three mimosas and five jell-o shots

What’s shot day?

she turned 21 last week so now she’s got today to take 21 shots

Why are you drinking this early 😭😭

it’s my roommates shot day!

three mimosas and four jell-o shots

so who wants to chat

two and a half mimosas, four jell-o shots

two mimosas three jell-o shots

two mimosas two jello shots

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH