not to be a total bitch but sometimes its so nice to see things end that have dragged on for far too long. especially when you were burned by it. 

"i like having you around" is one of the loveliest things someone can say

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

the weird desire to build an indie/muse blog again just to have a place to dump all these dumb kids 

yeah sun/moon and red/blue relationship dynamics are nice and all, but what about the relationship between two people who both know they're doomed by the narrative but whose reactions to this contradict each other and make them incompatible regardless of how much they might otherwise care for each other. what about the relationship between the person who begs the one they love to run away with them, hoping to escape the narrative together, and the person they love, who refuses to leave anyone behind or try to escape their fate without a fight.

Me and who

having friends is literally just like hey i drew this for u (i love you) i just found a batshit insane image and i can’t look at it alone so i’m sending it to you (i love you) it’s 4 am and i’m gonna bully you until you fall asleep (i love you) you need to eat today or else i’m gonna throw hands (i love you) i want to squeeze your ocs like a stress ball (i love you) we’re halfway across the globe from eachother in completely different timezones but i still say good morning anyway (i love you)

sometimes i'm like 'jesus christ tumblr is awful' but i remember that at least it can't come close to comparing to the sad bitterness of the people who live on twitter. checked in on the site and currently there are thousands of people losing their minds yelling at some random woman on there because she made a tweet about how she likes to sit in her garden in the mornings and have long conversations with her husband. so you have people replying with stuff like 'UMMMM some people don't have gardens OP, this is a really tone deaf thing to post :/' yeah tumblr wins every time

last thing i’m gonna say: 

bold of you to say you aren’t trying to speak over transmasc voices when you are literally speaking over transmasc voices to say that you aren’t speaking over transmasc voices.

tell me you’re vaguely transphobic without telling me you’re vaguely transphobic. 

the only good point you made was ‘biphobia bad’ and even that is extremely watered down because you have to throw in the fact that your bf has two moms which feels like A) a pointless note to add to your argument about it and B) pointless to the overall argument about this thing you’re talking about to begin with. 

overall 0/10 callout and response. 

ftr in conversations like this, best not to contradict yourself every 3 to 5 business seconds.

oh no, just realized 98% of all of my OC’s are LGBTQ+, I must be perpetuating a stereotype or something.

hey, here’s an idea! 

if you’re gonna make a vague, shitty callout post about some fandom bullshit, maybe try not to contradict yourself in bullet point number two. 

also is this your first week in fandom? have you ever fucking been in a fandom before?

RULES! Put your On Repeat Spotify playlist on shuffle and post the first 10 songs that come up

tagged by @bizarreyetbonafide

- Oh No! - Marina - The Room Where It Happens - Hamilton OBC - 10 Things I Hate About You - Leah Kate - Danny Don’t You Know - Ninja Sex Party - Bang! - AJR - Temporary Funeral - Emlyn - Incomplete - Thomas Sanders - Dirty Mind - 3oh!3 - Get This Right - Frozen 2 Soundtrack - 30/90 - TTB Soundtrack 

tagging @mayorwarhead and whoever else idk anyone else XD

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

this is definitely a portrait innovations store somewhere before they went out of business. as a former employee, i’d recognize those ugly counters and that terrifying printing demon anywhere. 

college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…

me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)