i hope you all understand the reason why men are so messed up is because no one lets us talk about our problems.
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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)
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Like HOW am I supposed to easily and seamlessly switch from tumblr to ao3 without exiting out of the app, opening my browser, yada yada instead of just. Screen swipe Oh Yay My Blorbos!!!
I love how I finally got the tumblr app on mobile and was like hmm. cool! so anyway And Went Right Back to posting on the tumblr website
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I love how I finally got the tumblr app on mobile and was like hmm. cool! so anyway And Went Right Back to posting on the tumblr website
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In case anyone thinks this type of sanism doesn't happen on Tumblr
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’
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that is NOT your cat anymore
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you never truly appreciate good internet unless you have bad internet
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make a girl smile today.
give her a sword.
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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im hunting americans
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"theres shipping on tumblr" fork in kitchen i just dont see how people are surprised with this like genuinely
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when the academic article is so good it has you giggling and kicking your feet
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