Guide to stopping a fight in essex:
“Mate, mate, mate, just let it, mate, just let it go, yeah? mate, mate, come on, let it, mate, yeah? Yeah? just let it go yeah? oi, mate, oi, oi, let it go, let it go. Yeah, alright, yeah, just let it go mate, yeah?”
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MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY
female protag
no love story cause shes a six yr old
bff is a small girl of color
bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
anti-bullying message
anti-abuse message
pro-learning message
this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
cute as frickle
great soundtrack
happiest ending
infinitely relatable
these are the facts people
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Depression and anxiety can be humiliating illnesses to live with. Due to a wide variety of social factors, the way we’re raised, the media, having an ongoing condition that constantly undermines you but has no outward showing symptoms is something that is still not properly...
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The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
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hey guys just reminding you all of how pretty i am just in case you forgot or haven’t thought about it today
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CAN I JUST SAY TO ANYONE SUFFERING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS YOU ARE ONE BADASS MOTHER FRICKER BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN BATTLING WITH YOUR OWN MIND EVERY SINGLE DAY
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i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.
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"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"
translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.
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broke bitch with expensive taste
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Happy Birthday Chelsea Football Club!
It’s not just a club, it’s my family! Don’t know what I’d do without you! 10th March, 1905, this amazing club was founded, and I’m glad to be a part of it. 109 years completed: 109 years of ups and downs, victories and losses, from a team that got relegated to a team that won the Cup Winners’ Cup, FA Cup to the lads that won Premier League, Carling Cup, Champions League, Europa League and so many more! From the players that first represented this club when it was founded to the teams that had legends like Peter Osgood, Ron Harris, Gianfranco Zola, Didier Drogba, to the current team that has legends like Petr Cech, Frank Lampard and club-captain John Terry… Proud of this club’s history! Proud of my fellow fans who have always been behind the team and the manager. Proud of our lads who never stop believing, who never give up, who love us and love our club! Absolutely love Stamford Bridge as well - Our home since 1905!
Chelsea FC is special to me, an indispensable part of my life; it’s not just a team or a bunch of players, it’s my Family. I love this family! My love has always grown for this club, and I hope it will continue like that forever! Chelsea till I die!!! :’)
#thankyouforeverythingChelsea #CFC109
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Happy 109th Birthday, Chelsea FC #CFC109
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wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
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i dont ever want to get older than 25
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