Why did you learn Finnish?

To communicate with my parents and extended family. At age 1 I started to feel a bit hungry and decided I should start speaking so that my parents would feed me.

Hope this helps!

When I was 20 I realized being "just some guy" wasn't temporary and if I didn't do anything about it I was just gonna be "just some guy" for the rest of my life and I suddenly experienced Intense Existential Dread and two weeks later I was on the phone with a gender clinic

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

name them. now.

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

I fully understand that keeping things organised is hard, but please, if you're publishing a tabletop RPG in early access, either stick a date of publication on each revision, or make sure the version numbers consistently go up. I should not have to guess whether "first edition" is an earlier or later revision than "version 3.0".

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

i appreciate twilight as a widely-known meme-rich text but when i am talking about vampires i never want to be talking about twilight and someone alwaaaaayyyys brings it up like shut up thats something different

screenshots of despair