me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
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Trans girls deserve love. Trans girls deserve respect. Trans girls deserve $20. Give a trans girl $20.
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[jeering] you are so gay you would suck dick for a bus pass and then walk to the gay penis sucking convention
[suddenly really serious] and I respect that.
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If we were besties I would literally let you squeeze and play with my boobs whenever you wanted for funsies
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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
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i hope lesbians think i’m hot and want to kiss me
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reblog to call prev cute :3
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i should be naked with my lover not whatever this is
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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
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Reblog to give prev's boob a squeeze
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Reblog to give prev's boob a squeeze
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Sorry I reblog from you a lot. You’re just like..really cool
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Getting eaten out would fix me
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