ididntwanttobeahalfblood
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Happy Valentine's Day and as usual if you don't have a valentine, then I will be your valentine 馃挅
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im sorry but you think your parent is pulling one of the major 12? you think your mom can pick up one of the big three? be real
i realize now that your godly parent has less to do with you as a person and more to do with how hot and interesting your mortal parent was. so, those 'which cabin do you belong to?' should be less about your likes and dislikes and a lot of 'which god do you think your parent can pull?'
#i am at the age where im dissing parents#oh im at the age where I COULD BE A PARENT#fuck#but like if im being honest idk if i could pull a god#vibes too weird#maybe like a minor god#the minor god of incovenience
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i realize now that your godly parent has less to do with you as a person and more to do with how hot and interesting your mortal parent was. so, those 'which cabin do you belong to?' should be less about your likes and dislikes and a lot of 'which god do you think your parent can pull?'
#pjo#percy jackson#hoo#heroes of olympus#we know sally jackson could pull poseidon (and almost apollo)#and meryl grace or whatever jason and thalia's mom's name was#could pull zeus AND jupiter so like woman was hot (turned crazy tho which is understandable bc she got zeus'ed)
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Quick correction: In both camps the children do the fighting for the war. the children fighting for the war is not exclusively to camp jupiter. again, both camps you fight a war while a child
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Camp Half-Blood
Pros - It's a fun, silly little summer camp
Cons - You might die early lol
Camp Jupiter
Pros - A secret society where you can live a full life and grow old apparently
Cons - might be a cult? also the children do the fighting for war?
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#He's impertinent
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023 - ) I 1.05 / 1.07
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Hoky fuck i got 500 bots following me right now ever since i started posting again.
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percy "impertinent" jackson
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me screaming GO INTO THE WATER YOURE THE SON OF POSEIDON GO INTO THE WATER at the television during the camp half blood fight scene bc i know more than the characters
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Annabeth after Percy asked her why she was stalking him and what she was expecting:
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wait no don't talk to me i just realized that percy really does think his mom is dead and that he's alone but then he finds friendship at camp half blood only to get ostracized again. i cant. im so sad about this kid trying his best.
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essentially the series is just Percy Jackson and the Neglectful Parents
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what do you mean it's 'dio-NY-sus' not 'da-yo-NEE-sus' the fuck
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jason mantzoukas is the perfect man to cast for the role of dionysus
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