disneyprincessquinn:

Well I sure hope you can handle them, you’re going to have to deal with them! 

Well, I know that! I got this!

beastlypuckerman:

Whoever’s in the pool or looking out their window, obviously.

You’re a terrible person, I’m amused.

disneymansam:

I think your trying to be, but you’re not doing a very good job because my feelings are still hurt. For the sake of keeping you happy, okay, what I was thinking was wrong. Well thats just not good enough, Kit Kat, your meant to find one. Just get like, a snow machine to carry around with you, and stick a tube up your sleeve or something, then when they ask you about your powers you can turn it on and spray them with the fake snow or somethin. There’s always a way, you just gotta get creative.

Why are your feelings hurt? I didn’t even do anything! I could hurt them if I wanted to but I’m not saying that I want to! You know better. Good. Shut up, that won’t work! I can’t just carry one around, that wouldn’t work for me or anyone else, so no. I’m not trying to get involved in that mess. Disney can come up with something for me to do because I’m lazy enough to not do anything. You think of one then!

seb-rider:

I am pretty genius, yeah.

This is why we’re friends.

That awkward moment...

roses-for-marley:

I’m trying to figure something out, yeah. Santana offered to  help me.

Oh yeah? How?

rydernotflynn:

So, you like to see me panic? How do you know I’m like that outside of work? Has someone been spreading lies? I know it’s not Pinocchio. The kids like it, not me. I’m just gonna stay away form you in costume. Did anyone plan you an extravagant weekend? I got held up with work and other stuff but are you free tonight?

I do like to see you panic but only sometimes. So, you’re different from wha tI’m expecting you to be like? Because I can’t say that I would see you differently but I guess I could be wrong. Your Disney puns kill me. Just saying. That’s rude, no you’re not. When the kids wanna see it again, you gotta come to me. I’m like a magnet, you just can’t get away from me. I was gonna give a Disney pun there but I honestly don’t have one. Nope! It was boring but I guess that’s what I get. It’s fine, I’m not doing anything tonight. Wanna hang out?

rydernotflynn:

They are like ice breakers, y’know. Shit, no pun intended, I swear. That just goes to show I am that awesome at my job. And you really need to stop doing that. You know how dumb I look when you “freeze” me? It’s like you get joy from it. Getting wild not doing anything sounds like my kind of night but you need to get out and do something. You should have like a birthday weekend. Yeah, I wouldn’t have to spend any money so that’s the best kind of present to give, a free one.

I’m sure! It’s okay, you panicking a little made me laugh so I’m all about it. You’re awesome at your job because you’re supposed to be all cocky and what not but you’re like that outside of your job so I mean. Shouldn’t you not be? Never! That’s fun and you know that the kids love it more than you can even imagine. That and when they run up and kick you, that’s even more fun. Hm. I like your idea. I might do just that but the question is who will put it all together for me? Eh, I can respect that, free is good. You gotta come to me though, I’ve had a few drinks so driving is a no go.

beastlypuckerman:

Nope. Unless I go out skinny dipping to mess with people.

To mess with people? Who would you even mess with?

disneymansam:

But by having already said that you think that stuff, are you really being nice? Cause now I totally know what your thinking. Maybe you should learn how to actually use your ice powers when a little girl asks you to ;) Maybe your the one not trying hard enough. I wouldnt say beg. Theres really only one thing Id do that for. But I thought I was gonna have to try way harder to get you to say yes. 

I don’t know, do you really think that I’m being nice? It’s up to you to choose that answer wisely. What am I thinking, exactly? Because if you’re smart and do know me at all then you’ll know that what you’re thinking is probably wrong. I’ve tried to find tricks, it doesn’t work! There’s no hack to her powers, jerk. What’s that? Well, I think the kids would enjoy it, so why not?

FMK: Sam, Puck, Ryder

Hm.

F: Puck.M: Sam.K: Ryder.

Do any of you actually need a reason?

rydernotflynn:

No. I mostly think of them or use Google. Disney jokes and pick up lines are my go to. I honestly have no clue. It’s your birthday? Happy Birthday, Wilde. Plan on getting wild? Don’t waste what’s left of your birthday coming to punch me but if you insist that can be your present from me.

Pick up lines? You actually use pick up lines outside of the other terrible ones that you use to the parks? Because your pick up lines there just make you look like a cocky idiot and it’s no wonder that Elsa likes to freeze you and your character. It’s my birthday! Thanks, Lynn. Oh, yeah. Let me tell ya, plan on getting so wild. It’s gonna be a great time. No, I really don’t know I don’t have any plans so to speak yet. You’d let me punch you as my present?

beastlypuckerman:

I don’t know. Do I?

Well, obviously not with me but still. Do you?

rydernotflynn:

It’s kind of hard when you have an icebox where your heart should be. Okay that one was just bad. But I don’t know, the glares would maybe help soften up your image in my eyes. Says who? Five year olds that are dressed up like you?

Do you just listen to the radio and wait for corny jokes to come on so you can quote them? What are you even talking about? My image is just fine, you’re weird. Says me! Be nice to me, Lynn. It’s my birthday and I don’t wanna come punch you in the throat.

beastlypuckerman:

Well it’s not my birthday. I need a reason to get naked.

Don’t you have one?

beastlypuckerman:

Ahhh naked day. Well happy naked day. You actually gonna get naked? ;)

Thank you! You know, I’m not sure just yet. I might, depends on who I bring home and what not. Are you gonna get naked?

rydernotflynn:

Not all the time.. I thought it was pretty funny. No, I know it was funny, you just have a cold sense of humor. Do you pat attention to what you type? ‘Cause that doesn’t seem like the truth.

I see what you did there. Just now, mhm. I don’t have a cold sense of humor, you just have to get to know me. That’s all. I do pay attention and that’s so rude. I am awesome. 

beastlypuckerman:

The only thing I wish is that you would go on somewhere with your delusion.

Mhmm. Right. Like I said, you wish. I’ll only go somewhere cause it’s my birthday.