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icedhoneyy · 1 year

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hiii, hellooooo!! hows everyone's night going? bc mine is so far consists of boyfie taking me out and buying me margaritas as i tell him the deep lore of the taylor/joe/matty story

#he is listening!!! and he has Thoughts #mostly against matty bc i guess i saw that one coming!!

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icedhoneyy · 1 year

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Let me have this uncle brainrot-

uncle!osamu gets glasses, and it’s the worse thing to happen to Miya Hisako.

It’s nothing major, his eyes just slowly start to go awry from readings and focusings and just general age, and despite being young, he’d rather just jump on the horse with glasses now than let his sight get worse and worse with time.

He looks good with them! And they certainly do help with his vision, even if it’s a lighter prescription, it’s definitely nice to just see the world normally again.

But not everyone seems to take kindly to the new addition.

Namely that of your seven month old.

“Hey tiny,” he groans, crouching down to pick up the child, who is staring up at him. “Oh I missed you so much.” He plants a few kisses on her chubby cheeks, and is confused by her lack of affection back. Her eyes are focused on him, very intently, as if trying to look past him and into his soul, and he shivers slightly under her weirdly cold gaze.

“Sako? What’s wrong-“

Just before he can finish, Hisako absolutely screams. Her vocal chords shake, her face screws shut, and she starts flailing and kicking herself from Osamu’s grip. He’s horrified, he’s so upset, and he’s trying his hardest to not get smacked by her waving hands and kicking feet. He tries to soothe her, shush and hold her close- maybe he pinched her by accident?- but it isn’t until one tiny fist swats at Osamu’s face and knocks the glasses clean from his nose that you intervene- just as Atsumu storms in to maul whatever creature was distressing his baby.

Brown eyebrows furrow in fury as they land on the blanched Osamu, who’s heart is currently in the process of shattering.

“I’ll kill you-“

“‘Tsumu, relax,” you sigh, grabbing your child from Osamu’s arms and bending down to pick up the frames from the floor. “I was right here, he didn’t do anything.”

“With her screaming like that, he must’ve!” The blonde accused, but with the glare you send him, he shuts his mouth pretty quick.

“No, I didn’t,” Osamu hisses; he’s trying hard to not cry, but you don’t say anything about it. He’s already hurt enough at his niece’s reaction that you’d hate to draw attention to it. “Whatever. Let’s just have dinner.”

And dinner goes no better. Hisako won’t eat, she’s just staring at Osamu with all of her might, and osamu can’t bring himself to look at her. And despite Atsumu’s efforts to make small talk, you all finish your food in predominant silence.

He’s an absolute mess, he doesn’t know what he did but he wants to fix it, because a life where Miya Hisako hates him is not a life he's about to live.

With dinner done, you tell him to go sit and relax, calm himself down from his impending meltdown before dessert- it's met with one hell of a fight from the chef, but in the end he relents and settles on the couch. As he removes his glasses to apply pressure to his eyes with fingers, he hears a happy little coo just a few inches away.

Then, tiny hands paw at Osamu’s legs to be lifted up into his arms, but he hesitates. This, makes Hisako whine to be lifted, and he chews his lip before calling for Atsumu to remove the bundle of joy that’s hurting his heart. The blonde rolls his eyes, “you could pretend to want your niece-“

“Atsumu, enough,” you snarl, but it’s not enough to stop osamu from sighing as he puts on his glasses, hoping to ease the migraine in his head.

When Hisako tries to squirm away again, your brow quirks.

“Osamu,” you say softly. “Take those off.”

“Why-“

“Because I said so.”

“Yeah, you know better than to question my better half,” Atsumu scoffs, grabbing a pastry to stuff into his mouth shamelessly.

The chef grumbles before doing so, and after a few minutes of staring, she smiles and coos for her uncle’s attention.

“Osamu, your glasses!” You laugh. “It’s your glasses!”

Three heads tip cutely in confusion for your words. You roll your eyes, “she doesn’t recognize you with your glasses. You probably scared her earlier, she doesn’t recognize it’s you!”

To test your theory, Osamu puts his glasses on once more, and the infant whines and tries to burrow against atsumu, and when osamu removes the frames and taps her on the leg to look at him, Hisako eagerly reaches out for him.

“Oh thank god,” Osamu says in one quick breath, taking the child from Atsumu and into his own arms, nuzzling into her neck and smoothing down the little wisps of hair on her head and squeezing her tightly while she giggles and plays with his hair in chubby fingers.

“I think you actually just saved my brother,” Atsumu says in amazement, and you shrug with a smirk before taking a sip of your tea.

“I’m magic like that.”

#u know better than to question my better half #took me longer to admit to read this one #i just read osamu with glasses and BLACKED OUT #my mind went BLANK #the thought of this big beefy delicious man with a little frame on his face was enough to literally reset my brain #hes hot like that!!#*coughs* ahem #back to uncle samu and hisako!!!#GOD I MISSED THEM SO MUCH EMMY U HAVE NO IDEA #poor samu #he never had his heart broken so hard before. not even breakups #but this lil bundle of miya joy? she has osamu wrapped around her finger so tight!!! man will experience a life crises if she refuses him #AND I LOVE THAT FOR THEM #im so in love with hisako and uncle samu that i forgot it wasnt canon fr fr #also atsumu is no help ever lmao #but the was so cute 🥺🥰🥺🥰🥺🥰

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icedhoneyy · 1 year

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buddy daddies ✧ the duality of suwa rei

#hes so pathetic when he has his hair down. i love it.

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icedhoneyy · 1 year

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ok ok i gotta fix up the blog theme a little before properly going back to interact with content

#the yellow/gold theme aint it anymore babes

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icedhoneyy · 1 year

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ISA!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

congrats on passing calc, couldn't be me, I'm glad you're back and I agree id let knives hit in a heart beat ♡

CALY BABEY!!! I MISSED U TOO ❤

thank you!! it also wasn't me for like the past...3 semesters ?!?! honestly fuck you 2017 isa that thought getting a comp sci degree in a public uni was doable, when she could barely scrap by in hs math 🤨🤨 my toxic trait is thinking "i'll cross that bridge when i get to it" to everythING.

anyway!! i'm glad to be back, for real this time bc turns out that my silly little brain can't be deprived of the joys of being online on tumblr dot com and not lose it a little bit 🤪

BUT YES OMG I KNEW YOU WOULD GET ME!!!! hes so hot when hes trying to wipe out the whole entire human kind😍❤ its the psychotic giggle for me 🥰🥰

#i also stumbled across this hc that both vash and knives have 2 schlongs each bc of their plant bodies and um.#yeah ive been thinking about it 😗#wait how do i tag my stuff again??!?!! ill go back and remember #and then i'll edit this after hehe

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icedhoneyy · 1 year

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uhm, hiiii!!

guess whos casually back from the dead?!?! almost literally.

#i could give 19288392 reasons but it all boils down to: uni fucked up my mental health 🥴#im better now!!! and i passed my calculus iii class FINALLY after e fucking tries #ironic uh #ANYWAY #heres the important updates: i watched buddy daddies. bawled at the ending. fell in love with rei suwa #then watched trigun. fell in love w vash (its the blondie undercut in a goofy bastard for me). also want million knives to [REDACTED] me #3 fucking tries*****

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icedhoneyy · 1 year

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oh this blog desesperatly needs a new theme & since i missed halloween, is it too early for a christmas theme?

#its a rhetorical question #never too early for christmas

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icedhoneyy · 1 year

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...uhm hiiii??😬

#i'm so so sorry #for basically ghosting everything and everyone on here <\3 #but alas life was kicking my ass for these past couple of months #however!!! i made it to the other side #survived the end of semester + the end of my research program #anyway #long story short: was trying to get my shit together irl and had zero energy to come exist online #again I'm sorry about the incidental ghosting and i missed my friends here sm!!!#gonna go through my asks later today but i just wanna say that ily u guys and i missed being in here 🥺❤#also also i was a busy these past month with the elections and joining campaign events for lula #it was even harder and exhausting in the last 2 weeks due to the 2nd round #but we did and i feel SO RELIEVED #my mental health went 📈 considerably after sunday night #yeah for the past 4 years being brazilian was taking a toll on my mental state idk what to tell ya

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icedhoneyy · 2 years

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ISA MY LOVE.. 🫶

i just saw your little announcement and omg that sounds amazing!! congratulations isa, you deserve it so much 🥺✨💛 hope all goes well and you'll get a much-deserved break afterwards as well! sending you my smooches and congrats, plus i hope you're taking care 💌💌💌

MIZU MY SWEETHEART (≧◡≦) ♡!!! did u know that i love u so much and you're actually the loveliest being in this planet? cuz yeah i checked the data and thats what it says 😌💛

but everything went alright, despite the hecticness heheh submitted the final version on friday evening and then i spent the weekend and much of yesterday just buried in blankets trying to fuse with my couch & binging k-dramas lol

thank you for the sweet words & smooches babey 🥺💛 i'm sending a bunch more kisses back hehe 💖💖💖

#i hope you're having a lovely day/night #and that you're taking care of yourself as well ❤❤#🌼✉.beehive mail #🌼.from the hive: [ meloomi ]#🍯💛.bee's knees: [ mizu♡ ]

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icedhoneyy · 2 years

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hi isa just wanted to say hello ^_^

heids bby!!! i'm so sorry for answering this almost a week later <\3

but hiiii, how are you? how is your week so far? hope its all going well and you're having a nice day today hehe 🥰💛

#i really appreciate you dropping by to say hi <3 #i've just been terrible with answering asks lately #im sorry :<#🌼.from the hive: [ yuutakittie ]#🍯💛.bee's knees: [ heids♡ ]#🌼✉.beehive mail

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icedhoneyy · 2 years

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Isa bby hi !!! I'm glad you're resting well after your school stuff ♡ it's good to see you again

CALY BBY I MISSED YOU!!!! i saw you tagged in a bunch of stuff me in stuff and it made me so happy ajahshsjsashsjaaa cant wait to go through it bc i just know you're gonna send me into cardiac arrest (affectionately) hehehe <3

#how you've been bby? tell me everything that i missed!!!! <33 #🌼✉.beehive mail #🌼.from the hive: [ khinux ]#🍯💛.bee's knees: [ calysta♡ ]

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icedhoneyy · 2 years

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*pops head out of the pile of blankets i've been buried under*...uhm hiiii??

#ik i said i'd be back last friday but ig i understimated the time i needed to properly rest after the hell that was last week #so sorry about that #also i felt like i needed to comeback and post something idk why so I've been trying to finish up wips and requests but #everything i write feels stiff and too academic and i hate it #its like an character study essay in the middle of a fic #i need to rewire my brain into writing fiction again #mumble.bee

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icedhoneyy · 2 years

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assorted insta requests and mostly floating heads

#kita going 😊😊😊 is my favorite thing #bokuto koutarou #nishinoya yuu #hoshiumi kourai #shirabu kenjirou #lev haiba #sakusa kiyoomi #kita shinsuke #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #kagehina #hq #☆: art #🐝💐.busy as a bee: q'd

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icedhoneyy · 2 years

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hi! happy early birthday!! sorry for putting this in so close to the end of your event TT can i ask for semi with his pouty face or just laughing? you can pick! he's so pretty either way especially in your style OTL hope you're having a good day and enjoy your birthday this week!! 💕

(also i love your header image so much it makes me laugh whenever i look at it fdsjdj tina-)

thank you sooo much!! and no dont apologize!! <3

i hope he looks pouty enough!! im starting to realize how much i like semi uwu

and yes im glad you appreciate the masterpiece that is tina belcher alkifhjkafak