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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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please tell me there's a collar under your sweater

you and eliza should trade outfits. you’re both small so it won’t be a problem.

first of all- i am not small!! im pretty sure im even taller then philip so if you want to make fun of someone for being small, go and make fun of him!

and second of all- i already said i will not be wearing a dress, ive said it multiple times!! if mama wishes to borrow my clothing she is more then welcome to, however, i will be sticking to my oversized sweaters and jeans.

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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men are so goddamn pretty. what the fuck. who gave u the right

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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i need a hug but i don’t want to be hugged 😭

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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please reblog if you agree that a Donation site would help tumblr more than adding new pro-features that you have to pay for. @staff

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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good night

i hope i wake to all of you in the morning <3

#fuck i hope she's ok

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i fucking love cruella and this is just on point

just remembered the dream I had last night

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BEST MOM EVER

Yes I'm talking about your profile picture

oh well i was having trouble taking a photograph so i unfortunately got a bit of my finger in the way

but it was the best one i took so i decided to just use it. i don’t believe it looks that bad, but i could definitely do better.

#i love how i have this going on and then the only other post i've made in the past hour is about how the world is falling apart

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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German People

dove what does this mean why is this so cryptic what

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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CAN YOU TAKE ME TOO I WANT DYED HAIR

Yes I'm talking about your profile picture

oh well i was having trouble taking a photograph so i unfortunately got a bit of my finger in the way

but it was the best one i took so i decided to just use it. i don’t believe it looks that bad, but i could definitely do better.

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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no????

you ever try to deepthroat your apple pencil and it touches the back of your throat and you think “wow im kinda a throat goat”

#i would if i could bestie

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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THE WORLD IS FUCKING BURNING AND I'M ONLY ALLOWED TO WATCH

i'm fucking scared, i'm fucking angry, and i'm fucking tired

i have been robbed of my childhood by these idiots in charge of running the world

since when is a child supposed to worry about fucking war?

the people in charge are greedy

they're ignorant

they're apathetic

they couldn't care less about the common person

so why the fuck are they in charge?

i'm fucking scared for my life

and i'm sitting on the other side of the world

i can't fucking imagine how they feel in ukraine

all because one fucking guy decided he's above any law written to govern the people of the world

it's not just him

so many people decided that it's ok for them to commit fucking genocide just because they want some fucking land back

i don't know what i want to do with my life, or where i want to go, or what i want to do

what i do know is that i don't want to keep watching the world fucking burn

and it's come to the point where you have to throw something into the fire

you can throw gasoline on the blaze, or be thrown into it

why the fuck can't we try to put it out?

is humanity just designed to be flawed like this?

are we supposed to tear each other apart?

let it all fucking stop

please

#im so fucking done with the world #and all i can do is sit and watch it fucking burn

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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YOOO cryptid my dude heyo!!

hru?

AHHH I FORGOT YOU SENT THIS I AM CRYING RN SORRY

HIIIII!!!!

i'm pretty okay right now, hbu??

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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hi

i mean, yeah???

whatchu gonna do about it (you can't say ur mom)

#richie

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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i am crying actual tears right now

ladies and gentlethings, i present to you

George Washington Parke Ductis

#btw h op #*hi #i used to be cryptidinthecorner and eros-vogue

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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@previously-bookie

ok so this is all OOC

basically

i've been thinking

dangerous, i know

but

i'm thinking

imma get around to making an OC for this

eventually

anyways

im thinking that said OC will probably try to mend their relationship with Bookie

ya know

after i tranquilized him

because fuck it

#prev #AHHHH YESS IM EXCITED #SLEEP WELL!!

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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whaaaaaat???? it's a genuine suggestion!!

did they say thir gonna change my medisine?

-@previously-bookie

They should have if they haven’t already.

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icarus-is-probably-high · 2 years

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wait you study dead bodies??

*gets stars in eyes*

THAT'S SO COOL WHAT-

did they say thir gonna change my medisine?

-@previously-bookie

They should have if they haven’t already.

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