you never truly appreciate good internet unless you have bad internet

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

I've been mad horny lately I saw a video of someone crushing soap and I was biting my lip and clenching my hands like "Fuck, I wish that was me," but I couldn't figure out what that meant or which part I wished was me

I wonder how many people relate to the sentiment that growing up fat massively affects your relationships to your sexuality.

Your body is set up as a joke almost universally. If it’s not that, then it’s something to get rid of, and if it’s not that— if it’s actually celebrated—well then, it has to be some sort of fetish, right?

And it becomes even messier if you’re lonely and queer. You grow up with a lack of understanding, only to seek it out, and notice how nobody looks like you.

That’s not even touching how it may affect your gender.

Fellow fat bitches I love you. Fellow fat butches, I double love you.

While we're at it: using language that downplays genocide is a form of genocide denial.

Joe Biden isn't doing a bad job, Joe Biden is providing material support for genocide.

Israel isn't handling the situation badly, Israel is committing genocide.

Employing euphemisms minimizes the reality of this genocide. It's disrespectful and dangerous.

If you are more uncomfortable with the word genocide than you are with the reality of genocide, then you are not prepared to be part of any serious discussion. Work on that on your own time.

Rule

yeah sure why not

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

hi. non penetrative sex is often more intimate. more on this later