you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
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kendrick lamar rn
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)
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Marc 🤝 his weird dances
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A group of curious preschoolers visits some beehives in Stockholm
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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
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Captain Shart
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no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:
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how it feels to come home from work at 8pm eat a huge portion of pork fried rice and immediately go beddy bye afterwards
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steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left
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i’m so two faced i’ll engage in pro or anti beatles propaganda depending on my mood
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