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i-want-sleep · 11 months

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HC: Slavic Grandma at the mansion

I need a Slavic grandma to travel through the door and live at the mansion.

General

She treats all the residents like her grandsons, and refers to them in such a manner too. (Say, if she were Polish, it'd be "wnusiu" - little grandchild).

Each day she wakes up first. She cooks. A lot. And bakes. Which is not a problem, because it's good, but she makes sure everybody eats. Seconds are obligatory.

Grandma is old. She doesn't care about the lack of electricity, she's not afraid of hard work and it worries Sebastian A LOT. Her stamina is a thing of another universe - she can only laugh at his horrified face. She raised her children, and children of her children, and outlived her husband.

Attempt to sneak food out while she's cooking and she'll slap your hand with a wooden spoon. Grandma packs a punch... Through a spoon.

Vampires? Pffft, PLEASE. THEY ARE HER GRANDCHILDREN. Stop speaking nonsense right this instant, or grandma will diss you and all your family. She spends plenty time gossiping with other grandmas, she knows all the saucy details.

You coughed once? Prepare for onion syrup. No buts, drink up, buddy.

Grandma & The Residents

She calls Le Comte handsome and asks when he'll bring some girl for dinner. It is uncertain whether she means the girl will be the dinner, or the girl will be a guest, though.

Grandma is the oldest and thus the wisest in the mansion. Purebloods? Oh, her grandsons are being impudent again, she better get them some work to do, so that they forget all about those stupid ideas.

Comte has to refer to her per Grandma. He does it. There's no winning there.

She makes an effort to put a blanket over Leonardo whenever she finds him napping somewhere.

Punishment for coming home late is helping with chores. Lipstick stains on the shirt make for laundry duty - you bet that Arthur is an expert at washing stains out now.

Each day she asks Dazai if he couldn't use door like a normal person. If he carries any dirt inside, she makes him sweep floors. In the entire mansion. On that note: NO SHOES INSIDE.

She absolutely adores Vincent. He painted some flowers for her and she has them displayed in her room. She brags to everybody about how talented he is.

Similarly, she loves Isaac, and makes sure to bake an apple pie for him every now and again.

She drags Jean out of his room and teaches him how to make pierogi. He's clumsy, but it's okay, grandma still loves him.

She loves it when Mozart plays. She doesn't remember the names of his creations, but... She could listen to him for hours. He generally makes it a point to bestow some music upon her as she hangs the laundry.

She picks the prettiest fruit and vegetables, and puts them on the side - specifically so that Sebastian can eat them. Poor boy looks like he could use some good food and rest. She's really worried about him.

Theo carries things for her. She always comments that he won't find a girl if he continues on having such harsh tongue. That being said, he calls her grandma too - the one time he used a nickname for her, she made him help in the kitchen. His arms hurt for the reminder of the day.

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i-want-sleep · 11 months

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We're actually going to bully everyone.

Today's list is: something I hate about every guy bc some of you tend to think I only hate on Arthur.

Aka mainly just saying what I don't like about each guys route and why I wouldn't date them

Napoleon

He gets assigned as your bodyguard and he says that you're a waste of his time. FINE BY ME. BYE. DON'T TALK TO ME.

Mozart

Basically the same thing. "I don't like you. No one wants you here. And you're too loud" well damn bitch do you think anyone wants you here either?

Leonardo

WILL YOU STOP CARRYING ME EVERYWHERE LIKE A FUCKING CHILD. IM GOING TO MAKE THIS EXPERIENCE HORRIBLE FOR THE BOTH OF US. I DO HOLD A GRUDGE. Also....BITE MEEEE

Vincent

What could you hate about him? Honestly he's so positive it's toxic. It's not good to see the bright side of EVERYTHING. He'd sorta invalid negative emotions and be like "well just be happy!"

Theo

There's more than you think. I see you shirtless, and you don't want me to tell anyone about the scar so you make me work with you?? No no no. I'm going to use it as blackmail and you're going to do what I want. It makes no sense having him blackmail you. MEANWHILE YOU BARELY EVEN NOTICE THE SCAR. WTF ARE YOU GOING TO SAY?

Arthur

Do I even need to say. First off, he won't take no for an answer. You sleep around with different women like 3 times a week so I'm assuming you have commitment issues bc it's almost never the same woman. What kind of STDs are in you

Isaac

Please don't treat me like I'm a dumbass when I don't understand you spitting out chemistry formulas. You obviously want to be noticed as the smartest one around

Dazai

There's a lot more wrong than you'd think. Stop talking in fucking riddles. You're depressed? IM DEPRESSED BRO YOU CHOSE TO COME BACK AND LIVE A SECOND TIME SO DO SOMETHING WITH IT.

Jean

Why the FUCK DID YOU BITE ME. And how the FUCK DID YOU NOT GET IN TROUBLE. I WILL BEST YOU WITH YOUR OWN SWORD

Will

You're literally ratting out your 'family' for what??? An idea for a play??? Wtf is it going to be about?? Just move back into the mansion and you'll get plenty of writing content just from what you overhear. Also that notebook??? Now that I'm living here I'm reading the whole thing as if it's a novel

Comte

You're way too much of a dad figure for me to ever fall for you. Stop trying to be mysterious and trying to make a little plan on your head and then never talk about your feelings.

Sebastian

Flick me one more time and I'm going to deck you, you twink. Also reading your notebook like it's a New York Times bestseller. He needs a different hobby other than being a stalker. He's honestly boring. You're from modern times but you never talk about your actual interests

Vlad

First off, you're literally killing your kids. Second, how could you not tell that I'm the one in the painting. It's nearly identical. Also I don't understand your plan at all. Makes almost no sense to me. Go big and kill the humans or go home bud.

Faust

YOU KIDNAPPED ME. DRANK MY BLOOD. THREATENED EVERYONE I LIVED WITH. AND YOURE TRYING TO TELL ME YOU AREN'T A BAD GUY?????

Charles

Babies route isn't out yet therefore he's perfect.

Actually tho: can't say anything about his route but he's giving yandere vibes to the point where he'd probably hurt himself if you told him to bc he loves you so much.

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i-want-sleep · 11 months

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*all the boys enter Comte's office* Theo: Comte, we have 3 votes on exorcism, 5 on heavy medication, 1 possible on murder, rest abstained, your call. Comte: What?! Mozart: MC has… a condition. Jean: She's possesed by evil spirits. Theo: She's nuts. Sebastian: She's on her period, for god's sake. Comte: Ah, yes, I heard crying, she must be in great pain. Napoleon: That was Isaac. She told him it's his fault that grocery bags are so heavy, because he "just had to invent gravity”. Arthur: You know what actually could help releasing the stress? Everyone: NO!!! Comte: *looking at Mozart* Some music could help with the pain. Mozart: Yes, we thougth that and, according to MC, I reached the peak of my composing skills by making my music so dull that it makes her nauseous and so irritating that the pain is worse at the same time. Leonardo: Oh, come on… It can't be that bad… *Leonardo walks out* *5 minutes later* MC: I PREFER MICHELANGELO ANYWAY! *Leonardo comes back* Leonardo: La donna e pazza.

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i-want-sleep · 1 year

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Malleus Dragonia, Prince of Briar Vally, Future King of Darkness, one of the most powerful entities in all the lands. . .

Me (After finding out he was born from an egg): Oh my god! You were a wittle eggy boi! Who’s such a cute eggy Boi? You are! You are! Now who’s the cutest BIG Eggy Boi in all of NRC?

NRC: Stop your idiot! Dragonia is gonna kill you-!

Malleus: I am (Heart beating at light speed thinking of how to plan the marriage ceremony all the way up to the night together)

Eggy Boi? More like Horny Boi!

Yes! He's a BIG eggy boy! BIG widdle waddle eggy boy!

It's hard to believe that this majestic creature was also once a really ugly piece of wet potato. But the question still stands:

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i-want-sleep · 1 year

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Daily life of Y/n at NRC..

Note: y/n is female. there is no warning..it just went long. But i try to shorten up it. And in poll i do some silly typing mistake And Masterlist.

First year:

The day your gender revealed, everyone got astonished and wanted to slap themself for there stupid past movements they shared with you.

Your first year friends got more protective of you. and your seniors just feel way more responsible for your safety. That's why you are gifted with numerous magical weapons decorated in inside pocket of your coat. Spells casted on you for protection so that if someone dare to do something sinfully they burn on spot... this part is not informed to you.

Your classmates get little jealous due to clear display of gender inequality by teachers now. Just because they are little rowdy onces that doesn't mean they should be punished to run miles while you get to write apology note.

When you are the only girl among the all-boys group you start being considered as one of the dudes by them. You become a crucial member of their clan and they accept you as one among them. So yep, they are prettier then you HA!!

There are time when you try to make your mind that you are gonna be one making rational decision and other second losing the braincell.

Ace: prefect, you said this gonna be fun prank!!

Y/n: i swear, i didn't expect this!!!

Deuce: it will be alright if we give Carter senpai phone back. So where you hide it Ace.

Ace: i give it to grim.

Sometime they ask advice for dating. To them what you said, apply on all females. As you try to be helpfull, "If you wear this, she gonna scream and run away". Yep in brutal way.

Dress up little they all freaked up. They blush like teen high school girl while all you did was put moisturizer and lip gloss.

Sports events always end up with you being out early like those beastmen are not to compete with . But at least you are better than Azul and riddle.

Jack and deuce are buddy when it comes to cute animals. In the beginning both were nervous and shy alot but get used to your presence now.

Deuce, the sweet guy always asking you if that guy bothering or helping you. While ace who annoy you, pinching your cheeks.

Epel being the tough infornt of you or use his charm. But when you say "cute", he can't help to stoop his feet on ground.

But NRC is also getting its influse on you. the way you don't hesitate to fight or mock someone now. like one time Jack saw you trying to wake Leona as the lion put scratch on your hand unconsciously, in return you scream in his ears. making the lion dumb awake and Leona heard ting in his brain for good mintues .

Sebek, being sebek. Always telling you to stay away from his Waka-sama. While acting gaurd for you.

Y/n: thanks for carry it.

Sebek: Don't think i care about you, human. I took this because, you are just slow!!!

Second & third year:

Trey senpai is like that sweet fairytale mother, he always offer you sweets which gonna be reasone for your tooth decay. Cater senpai, you know one thing not to hide his phone like last time. It was scary. but they treat you like their younger sibling.

You got to sit on front seat in Trey senpai family car as ace mostly seat on back seat hump arguing with deuce. Well its for kids.

Riddle is quite gentle and respectful with you but always betray you when you both met floyd. and after that he apologize by giving you pie.

Every week you get dragged to Azul, introduced new product to you saying that this will be usefull for you and you can have this, if you just sign here. He literally wants you work for him to get more costumers. Even though it get little awkward sometime.

Azul: please prefect, think about. It for your own good. *Holding y/n hand and smiling like an innocent angel.*

Y/n: *deadpan, starring at him blankly*

Azul: wel...*cough*

Floyd, you are his favourite. Because shrimpy is so soft and he tackled you few time, it was deadly experience.

Vil is your second mother, the one you try to stay away. He asked crowley to get you in his dorm few times. Always tell you stand straight and sit properly. Give you routine, lose it and you are gonna die. Give you tips what to wear and what to buy. While rook just praise you.

You sometime got annoyed by night visit as you have to put your bra back.

Kalim is still same, invite you for parties with brightest smile. Jamil have to remind him to not hug you like that.

Kalim is always ready to help you, he sometime feel you may feel lonely as there is no other girl. Maybe you can friend with his sisters.

Jamil hide his worry about you well. He understands your situation and try to help but silently.

Idia place is heaven, you got to watch free games and anime. With pile of snacks. While he blush and sit beside you.

Lilia, your third mother. He help you to be attentive, by pranking you and develop resistance towards poison and other dangerous substance.. by.. well, we all know how.

Leona being lazy. Do put efforts and let you do whatever. Due to respect women juice, he is not harsh with you. But still tease and filter here and there.

Sometime you get unexpected sleepovers to.

Y/n: leona senpai, shouldn't you return to your dorm now.

Leona: naaa... herbivore, i'm sleeping here. I like this couch.

*same day*

Leona: i am sleeping inbetween. *laying on middle futon.*

Y/n: you said couch is your favorite place.

Leona: it was, now don't disturb me.

Y/n: *you sigh, and malleus pout while sleeping on other side.*

Leona respect you but not that damn lizard.

And, Malleus..."child of man, can i have the size of your finger". You asked why but got shut by "you will know one day."

He love sleepover parties and gift you a lot of shiny stones now. Invite you everytime. If you ever felt left out, he gonna do his best to cheer you up.

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i-want-sleep · 1 year

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I don’t speak any Japanese so I apologize if the subtitles are incorrect!!

Original video by 宝生華奈（モブおじさん） on YT

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i-want-sleep · 1 year

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Loved the post about Teen! MC getting stood up and Warlords getting revenge! Can I have part 2 with the Lone Forces pls?

Hello~ and thank you! This series is getting bigger than I thought it would. Thank you for the request.

Teen!MC getting stood up, warlords get revenge pt.2

Lone forces.

Motonari Mouri.

Oh Motonari will not like this, you are too young to be experiencing things like date. As surprising as it sounds, Motonari can be quite the overprotective brother, so he will not allow you to go. If you are stubborn and goes to this date, he will immediately follow after you. At least he could see what kind of scum is trying to date his little sister.

However, you both waited… and waited. No one came at all. Now, Motonari was already planning to punch this person, but now? All hell broke lose, he was in for war. Needless to say that he taught the guy and his friends a valuable “lesson” with his fists.

Kichou.

Kichou will investigate first, but he will allow you to go. However, he will secretly follow you to make sure you are safe, any unnecessary advances from that guy and Kichou will get involved. Otherwise, he will stay quiet about it. He waited to see who this person is, what do they want with his adoptive sister… well, he could already tell who this jerk was because of how long you waited.

In the end, there was no date, and that was enough to make Kichou want revenge on your behalf. There is no hesitation, he decided to fire a canon ball on the guy’s castle, making sure the damage lasted. No one was hurt but the castle was destroyed.

Kennyo.

Kennyo will be wary of this boy, suddenly inviting you to a date… he will give you advice and reassure you that you can speak with him if you feel uncomfortable around this boy. Your big brother will take care of you. He wouldn’t do something like following you to see who the boy was and what did he want with you, so he will wait for you at home like a parent would.

The moment you come home, crying… oh, Kennyo will not like this boy. Now, he has calmed his heart when it comes to revenge thanks to you, but he won’t allow anyone to hurt his family ever again. He will scold this guy and his friends to the point where they will get scared just walking near you.

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i-want-sleep · 1 year

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The MC is hilarious… And Hideyoshi offering to buy her anything she showed the slightest interest in reminds me of my visits to my granny. 😁

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i-want-sleep · 1 year

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Hi prince ruka! I noticed your nanbaka Masterlist and I was wondering if I could make a request for a platonic kiji x child reader? Also is it possible that reader could either be his child or a something? If not then thank you for your time and I hope you have a lovely day, afternoon or evening! ☆

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Funny that you ask for that when I litteraly want him to adopt me So welcome to my self indulgent stuff :D

Nanbaka Masterlist

I hope this is what you wanted & you enjoy reading! Tips are very appreciated!

Kiji Mitsuba x gn! reader

Blessed

"Hold still, sweetie!", the stern look on the man's face softened up quickly, as soon as he saw the bright expression on his child's face. Kiji's hands went up to cup his cheeks, a coo escaping him, "You're so cute! I just can't!"

(Y/N) giggled. That sounds made the extra work in the morning worth it, there is nothing better than a happy (Y/N) after all. Kiji gave them a careful kiss on the head, "Okay, but hold still now, hm? I don't want to ruin your makeup with the eyeliner. Daddy has to go to work and has no time to redo it if he does."

"Okay, I'm sorry.", they closed their eyes and tried to hold as still as possible, but they just couldn't stop another giggle from escaping their throat once the cold liquid eyeliner made contact with their eyelid, "Hehehehe~ That tickles."

The prison guard only pursed his lips in amusement. His child was such a sweet and bright bundle of sunshine. All exhaustion seems to escape him once he has them in his arms. And having the child wake up the same time as him because they want to see their dad before he leaves gave him enough energy for the day than any coffee could ever. And if slacking off was an option before, then it definitely wasn't anymore. (Y/N) only deserved the best rolemodel.

After finishing the kid's eyeliner, Kiji held up his handmirror for them, "Look at my pretty little baby!" Excited, they looked at themself in the mirror, "I look like you, daddy!" "Oh you do, don't you? Come here!", raising his child in his arms, he twirled around, making them both laugh in delight.

The sound of an alarm clock cut their moment short, however. "I have to get going now. Oh-" (Y/N) clutched onto their father's uniform, as he went to put them down, "I don't want you to leave...I always miss you so so so much..." Kiji glanced at the time, going a minute or two later wouldn't make him run late.

"Oh, sweetie...I miss you so so so much too, but you know daddy's job is important. Look,", he carried them to their room and pulled out their art material, "Why don't you draw daddy some pictures, hm? For every picture, you get a little something.", he carefully wiped away their little tears before they could smudge the freshly done makeup. He knows they'd be upset if it did.

The child sniffed, but nodded, "Can you make a reward a whole day with you?" Ah! Kiji's heart was melting... "Yes, of course! I have been working extra hard to get a lot of off days. Just for you, my little princept." Kiji watched (Y/N)'s expression change to their usual happy, hyper one.

They hugged him, "Thank you, daddy! I'll draw a lot!" Kiji hugged them back and put them down, "I'm looking forward to seeing your amazing art. Now, I'll be back before you know it!"

The prison guard recalled that memory with a fond smile on his face, as he made his patrolls through the halls. He really was blessed.

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i-want-sleep · 1 year

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Cute Liddle Nanbaka Profiles pt. 2~☆

Bonus: this absolutely adorable sketch of cell 13~♡♡♡♡

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i-want-sleep · 1 year

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Twisted Wonderland PSD!

Decided to share my TWST psd that I use for my incorrect quotes and oc content! I also included the font because I know it’s a big part of what people like about my version so much.

Feel free to use for your own incorrect quotes or fake interactions or oc content!

Google Drive link!

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i-want-sleep · 1 year

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I was wondering how you do the thing by adding your OC to the background and voice lines

How do you draw your OC's is there anything you use specificly to make your OC's.

(PS. Your art is amazing and it inspired me to draw.)

I don't fully understand what you mean with the first part. If you're asking how I did the character image with my fan voice, I just used photoshop. I couldn't find a psd of it so I just erased a character and pasted mine in.

And I didn't actually draw my ocs!!

I have zero skills when it comes to drawing, everything I've done are sprite edits! Using the texture atlases that were provided by @/alchemivich (click here for that folder) I basically found pieces from existing characters and spliced them together to make a complete character! Alchemivich also provided bases to make editing ocs even easier.

I did it all in photoshop cause that's my preferred program for sprite editing.

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i-want-sleep · 1 year

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