Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

HELLOOOOO?!

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

ok y'all...anyone have a Gatsby bootleg with Jeremy Jordan and Eva Noblezada? I'll even just take an unoffical cast recording. I'll love you forever.

the height difference 😭

We’re all goin here right

New York’s got Us. And We’re Family.

being insane about your own fics is so embarrassing like i want to scream and cry and shout about them but it’s like. my own guys.

although this is the live version and not Broadway, happy 11 years of Newsies

This is my brother David. I’m Les.

one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

In case you need to hear this: its okay if you can’t say it’s been a good year. Its okay if its been the worst year of your life. I hope you can appreciate that you’ve made it this far, as hard as it might’ve been. I hope you have a gentler year ahead of you.

somehow i knew someday this would hurt ’cause i could never let you go ❁ for @pearlcaddy

Newsies Appreciation Post

#bitchy 

the two sides of joyce byers