it being part fly trap, it is carnivorous. however it is far too large to be satisfied by insects. instead, it feeds on human flesh, both as fuel and to repair its broken human dna.
Td tumblr is dry so here’s the roti characters as things I’ve said to my friends
Dakota: I think Dixie Damilio is trying to kskskskill me
Sam: SMP stands for shit my pants
Dawn: help I eated a whole cucumber
Zoey: (in response to: I think I’m allergic to Icy Hot) the anime boy??
Staci: My grandpa has to move in with us because he has Parkinson’s *flosses*
Lightning: DRINK THE MILK OR YOU HATE GAYS
Cameron: I would not be surprised if there was a homophobia arc in the dsmp later that just seems part for the course now that they’ve exhausted every other plot line
Jo: I think men are getting too comfortable
B: I’d let Edward Cullen white boy represent my autism
Brick: I CAN OWN THE WORLD’S SMALLEST WHALE FIGURINE FOR TEN DOLLARS. I can own the world’s smallest whale figurine for ten dollars
Chester: I DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE CAT PEE FETISH AND DEAD STRIPPERS JUST KEEP TELLING ME ABOUT CHICKEN CANCER
Mal: I’m out here getting gender envy from RODRICK HEFFLEY
Mike: And then you gotta go through all the weird talking about it and like making sure it’s all smooth and like what if they ask to put something in my butt like that’s where my poop is I’d start punching
Anne Maria: imagine you’re watching a movie you paid like 13 dollars to see plus the shitty popcorn and you just hear SQUELCH POP PPBT DOINK DOIMK DOINK next to you the whole fucking time I’d downright kill
Manitoba: Why am I at school they just found the zodiac killer
Svetlana: I just saw a picture of a brown carpet with white splotches on it and I was like “awww cow rug that’s so cute”, watch five seconds later into this stupid fucking tik tok. It was soap that was coming out of this man’s dishwasher. Can’t have shit in Detroit
Vito: Fun fact I invented sexism because [Anne Maria] beat me in pool
(SOMEONE FUCKIGN RECORDED THIS FOR ME AFTER I POSTED MY ART ON INSTA SO HERES THIS)
[ART IS MINE, VOICE IS NOT]
do u wanna be mals little pogchamp
i never post here sorry