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me: where’s the toilet?
New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight
me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street
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when taylor said “how can the devil can be pulling you toward someone who looks so much like an angel when they smile at you?” like.. that was loud
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Put more love into the universe
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She’s your girl when she starts talking like you
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a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”
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World Series attitude, champagne bottle life
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it’s like i always say: fuck
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Taylor Swift performs onstage during the reputation Stadium Tour at NRG Stadium on September 29, 2018 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/TAS18/Getty Images for TAS)
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Sometimes you read tumblr and realize that the only reason some of the people on here aren’t Kathy Bates in “Misery” is because their favorite content creator hasn’t had a car crash outside their house
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