Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

we would be so lost without garlic

if i’m not pink and glowing why even leave the house

Back at my old college there was a student lounge place I affectionately had dubbed “the weirdo lounge” because all the weirdos congregated there. You know those nerds who sit there and all they do is talk about anime, like those reddit pages, wear fedoras and shit? That kinda weirdos. So anyway the tragedy is that the Weirdo Lounge had THE BEST one person couch. It had a little laptop table attached and it was so damn comfy. Plus, it was always somewhat dark in there because of how the windows was positioned. So I’d go there to nap during my break periods. So one day I was napping when someone threw an empty plastic bottle at me and I snapped awake. A white nerdy girl from a few couches down said “I’m so sorry that was intended for my puppy to fetch!” and I’m like “DOGS?!” and I snap awake, that’s when I looked towards my foot and saw a whiteman. Sitting there. Like a dog. With his tongue out. and then he fucking barked. I was so infuriated but I handed him the bottle and he put that shit on the floor and then picked it up with his mouth. And then on all fours, ran over to the white girl and dropped it in her lap. I was so fucking upset.

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

Reblog if you find the hit song “Creep” by Radiohead to be relatable to you as a person, for instance because of lyrics such as “I’m a creep”, “I’m a weirdo”, “What the hell am I doing here?” or “I don’t belong here”.

I do find the hit song “Creep” by Radiohead to be relatable to me as a person because of lyrics such as “I’m a creep”, “I’m a weirdo”, “What the hell am I doing here?” or “I don’t belong here”!

My phone: I barely function you have no storage

Me: *keeps saving pics of skz*

My phone: stOP!!!! why would you-

Me *after seeing the low storage pop up*: *agressively saves more pics of skz*

HIS SKIN TONE UGHHHHH SO BEAUTIFUL

When you failed to get the tickets for the concert so you’re just watching fancams but the song still rocks

Seriously important!!! Please spread this (trigger warning)

I have seen the grief and mourning people are going through at the moment and I understand how difficult it is to see someone idolise pass from something your may be going through/ have gone through, it’s an incredibly hard blow and my heart is aching for all fans.

After what has happened in the recent days, I don’t want anyone to feel alone or hopeless anymore, so I want to create a sort of hotline, for anyone feeling especially affected/ triggered by what has happened, even if it’s just to talk, use as an outlet or to rant/ cry/ vent, it will be 24/7, 365 days a year, you can message this email. In the future I’d like to set up a phone number also but for the meantime I created an email

( you can phone, text or email this email and there will be a response ASAP)

So please if you’re having a hard time (this is for ANYONE WHO NEEDS IT AT ANY POINT IN TIME) it can be completely anonmyous if you’re uncomfortable with naming yourself (maybe just a name, even at that if you don’t want to that’s completely fine!!)

Then please please please message this email:

Please spread the word, don’t overlook this, you have no idea who you could be saving.

someone call 911, this is too fucking cute

let me be clear about this one thing

taemin could get it

Reblog this to send out weird vibes. Not like bad ones just kinda janky ones.

several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances

we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to

it’s people.

the cat is allergic to human dander.

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

if we're mutuals please don't hesitate to

• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun