watching anime is literally the easiest thing ever and yet i even put that off

“not everything in life is about winning” ok then what the fuck is it about? losing ?? genuinely how can you live with yourself if you just let others beat you

I made it through Sunday guys. 1 more day of running around like a chicken with my head cut off and I'm free at long last 😍

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

Good . I want Mr. Saxobeat STAT

sorry I'm so abusercore and gaslight you all the time (genuinely forgot things) it'll never happen again I'll have my steven universe esque redemption arc in your honor o7

You better sing theatrical tunes as you do or else I'm not staying tuned

sorry I'm so abusercore and gaslight you all the time (genuinely forgot things) it'll never happen again I'll have my steven universe esque redemption arc in your honor o7

You better sing theatrical tunes as you do or else I'm not staying tuned

Uscore 😍 it's funny because you're younger and should be full of more youthful memory 😩😩 unfortunately I will forever work at bjs to you

I'm literally going to kill myself. And this will be the end of me. You just not remembering anything about me and my 500 year , 70000 page super in depth lore. How could you. I thought you liked me

I remember what you did to those poor nintendogs and I intend to never forget‼️

this is worse than the dancing avocado 😩

SO YOU JUST CONFUSED THE NAMES. CONSTANTLY. 😩😩😩 I'm outing myself further here since this store is only in like 2 states worldwide...but I don't live in that state anymore so

I'm gonna fucking kill myself

No, allow me

I feel like I've always been a little murderous or weird about things like why was I spanking my virtual dog for going to the bathroom in the right spot 😭 but I loved animals to the point I was absolutely insane about them as a kid and literally only read animal books until I was like 13-14

I'm learning I don't have enough empathy to be a vet tech though like after a certain point I just start to become murderous so unfortunately I've been reconsidering career options

I'm learning I don't have enough empathy to be a vet tech though like after a certain point I just start to become murderous so unfortunately I've been reconsidering career options

this too shall pass