hypertextdog
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he/him 20 hypertext dog. pfp by @mawedgone. my site: disfixdog.neocities.org
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Professorial Wishes
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do you really remember me...?
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jet-bradley
ever onward!
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: XL BIG-PENIS?
Verdict: DENIED
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ohh my god u guys tn was suuucuhhhhhhh a good night i love my friends u guys . I love chilling. And i love going on a walk & chatting
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< two men who are visibly foils walk past me and friend1. the one in the patterned hawaiian shirt pats the back of the one in the generic beige suit. >
me : *jaw drops* "DUDE! check out the HOMO-EROTICISM SITUATION at 2 o'clock!"
friend1 : "caaalm down, disco elysium..."
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Wallpaper, 2024. Aluminum cast.
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International Aceggot's Day
hey Twerp. hey Aceggot LOL. AUUFJJ
this ask is scheduled to be posted exactly 1 year after it was initially sent, down to the exact minute
since it's possible that you or many others may not believe me given that it is a sick sick world out there with danger at every turn, here is proof
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those ARG's were so good i internally forgave one of the gamerunners for being unironic gay!mormon
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reverse shoutout to the supposed fat guy enjoyer who liked this post while flaunting the hazbin hotel banner image, seemingly proudly. i am dying to know how you think this works but not in a way where i value it. it just seems so profoundly wrong to live the way you live that my first compulsion is to try and solve you. but i never will -- because you are wrong. Good bye badblog
fat men on me now please
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YOU鈥橰E TELLING ME THIS IS A 1 TO 2 YEAR OLD DOG??? YEARS??? THIS THING??? YEARS????
(SOURCE)
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i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do
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peoplewhomakebuildingsfuck inordertomakemorebuildings.org/careers
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fat guy
i mean yeah i am but the posts are more about different ones
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