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SO TO GOD WHO MADE THIS MAN YOU BETTER HAVE ONE HELL OF A PLAN
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You're in a forest and your OC is looking for you... How afraid are you? Why?
#ajax - 20/10. if he has been contracted to kill me he's GOING to find me and I just have to hope he kills me before he starts eating#jasper - 7/10. still not good bc hes a mob boss but he's not 7'5 of muscle and cannibalistic tendancies like his husband#kit/barley: 5/10. i feel like i could take them on individually but both of them might be a problem#sharky: 0/10 sharky would not hurt a fly#roulette: 2/10. i could beat him with a large stick and have him on the ground crying despite the fact that he has guns#october: 3/10. they're not actively agressive but they do have offbrand fear toxin to worry about#jester: 5/10. they do *technically* work for Jasper but they're primarily a necromancer.
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Ajax: Much like the World Of Warcraft, none of you are here by choice anymore. Unlike WOW, however, you are being held here by me and not your need to escape your empty fucking lives.
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Kinda wanna give Jester a colorswap alternative pallete.
What if they were purple!!!
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How much forbidden knowledge have you gained from having OCs?
#a lot regarding the mob thanks for asking#馃憤#hey did y'all know they're not allowed to have moustaches?
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Tag the OCs that have golden retriever/black cat energy
#oc: sharky#oc: jester#bubbly kinda dumb easily excitable hyena-shark baker / weirdo alt cat-alligator dude who associates with the mob and buries corpses#+ is a werewolf#and they're best friends who bonded over being born on the same day#they also accidentally reanimated and befriended someone who was murdered after they (sharky & jester) smoked a blunt#and were messing around with a spellbook they found in the woods.
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Tag the OC who has a trademark favorite food.
#does human meat count?#cause if so#oc: ajax#<- two horned two eyed non-flying purple people eater.#if not Jester and hot cheetos
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Ajax: He was killed by belladonna.
Jasper and Jester, in unison: The porn star?
Ajax: ...The poison.
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Sharky would get their clothes ripped off and be wearing the comedic heart-covered boxers (and a binder)
Jasper would get his clothes ripped off and be conveniently covered by his environment
Ajax gets his clothes ripped off to reveal a second pair of clothes, and somehow now he's wearing sunglasses.
Jester gets their clothes torn off and now they're wearing dual-toned boxers and a t-shirt that says "JASPER BRIARHEART'S #1 HATER". Nobody knows how they got this shirt.
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I remember Ajax was in my dream, but I do not remember what he was doing.
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Kit: Is alive Bowser Wet Bowser??
Kit: When I die will I become Dry Kit?
Kit: Why do piranha plant have bone in it????
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October: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Bishop and Church are named Kit and Barley again 馃憤
(Aka: I wanna use the name Church for a different oc)
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If Jasper had a twitter account he'd post some shit like "My beautiful wife 馃挏馃挏馃挏" and attatched would be the most uncharismatic picture of 7'5 cisgender man built like a brick shithouse sitting at the breakfast table in his boxers with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth
#oc: jasper#oc: ajax#Ajax is fine with being called Jasper's wife but still uses strictly he/him pronouns
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i forgot how fucking hilarious "informational" mental health diagrams can be.
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Which OC is the type of person to start floating in the air when they smell a delicious pie
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which oc eats doritos and cheetos with chopsticks because they want to keep their fingers clean and pristine and which oc judges them for it
#oc: jester#oc: ajax#Ajax can't say SHIT he just shoves his snout directly into a bag of cheetos and all you hear is just crunching.#And somehow he managed to enamor Jasper.
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