reader you are UNFUCKABLE and need to stop invading every single tag

this came to me in a dream

Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

i believe kim suffered more than jesus in this game actually

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

World Record Unassisted Speedrun Attempt - Fashion Fever (Neopets) 2018 [SUCCESS] [00:00:01.003]

Me teaching my friend about the different parts of fishing

The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

I saw this post and rushed to make this edit

Addicted to my phone's auto-responses.

(me when I’m driving on the road and there are cars) whoaaaa…. just like in mad max…….

does anyone understand my curse

always brother