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buddie + the sh*t eddie says that sounds like it's from a romance novel [buck] requested by anonymous
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
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*Eddie Diaz has been added to the 118's A shift group chat*
Eddie: Who was it? Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat again?
Bobby: Firefighter Diaz, language!
Ravi: Yeah, watch your fucking language.
Hen: WHO TAUGHT THE PROBIE THE FUCK WORD? I WANT NAMES.
Buck: The "fuck word" ijbol.
Bobby: Are you serious? You guys use the f word all the time. That's why we have a swear jar!
Chim: Oh my god, he censored it.
Eddie: Say fuck, Bobby.
Buck: C'mon pops, say it. Say fuck.
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Eddie: You鈥檙e the most jealous man I know.
Buck: You know other men?
Eddie: ...
Buck: Answer the question, Edmundo.
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buddie + bobby acknowledging how important buck and eddie are for each other (requested by @besosquecreanadiccion)
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Eddie: I love a big strong man who looks like he could pick me up and take me as he wants
Buck: *jealous* Are you talking about who I think you鈥檙e talking about?
Eddie: 鈥s this person actually a sweet puppy who wouldn鈥檛 do that unless I asked very nicely? Then yes
Buck: *mumbles* I鈥檓 gonna punch him
Eddie: Well then I recommend you punch yourself in the face
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We talk about will being a man whore all the time but lets not forget about the man himself: hannibal lecter. Like how down bad do you have to be to wear SILK BRIEFS the day you planned to run away with sad wet rag puppy dog eyes fbi man hmm?? 馃え Stupid cannibalistic fruit.
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Buck: Whenever Eddie is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to ask me for help.
*sound of glass breaking in the background*
Buck: It hasn鈥檛 worked yet, but I'm optimistic.
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Buck:聽Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Eddie:聽It was autocorrect.
Buck:聽Autocorrect wrote "Your so hot. Please step on me, then get inside me?"
Eddie:聽Yes, it's supposed to say "you're"
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Eddie: Things are getting pretty heated between Buck and me.
Chim: Really?
Eddie: Yeah. The other day, he told me I looked good, and we made eye contact while I blushed.
Chim: Wow, I hope Buck was using protection.
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Tommy: Are you and Eddie dating?
Buck: No.
Tommy: Great, I鈥檓 gonna ask them out-
Buck with a death stare: You can try.
Tommy: ...
Buck: But the Fire Rescue team is gonna be 1 pilot down if you do.
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Toni: Um, Athena? About this information sheet for the wedding...
"Lena and Buck will not sit together. Hen and Chimney will not sit apart. Lucy will ignore you unless your aura is orange. There is nothing you can do to make your aura more orange."
"The captain Bobby must under no circumstances be given alcohol. Ravi must at all times be given alcohol."
"And Eddie Diaz will be operating under the assumption that you are trying to kill him unless proved otherwise, so avoid approaching him with any hot liquids or sharp objects."
Athena: That's correct.
Toni: How are we supposed to serve him dinner?
Athena: Carefully.
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Eddie: I am moronsexual. I am attracted to morons and morons only. Buck once asked me what color the Pink Panther was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Buck: Hey, Eddie? What's the Spanish word for taco?
Eddie, already taking off his shirt: God Buck you are so fucking stupid.
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I WANT THAT FIC, PLEASE
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911 + Incorrect quotes (1/?)
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incorrect 911 quotes part idk
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i kinda understand now why ppl who usually gravitate towards crime dramas such as true detective aren't as likely to enjoy nbc hannibal. it's because will graham, as much as he seems like it at first, isn't that great of a white male power fantasy as you would like. he kills someone using the badge for the first time, has a mental breakdown about it, shakes and throws up about it, almost dies from a brain inflammation from it, and then turns evil and (experimentally) bisexual. not exactly what that crowd is looking for.
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i know we give season one will a lot of flack for not seeing hannibals red flags sooner, but put yourself in his shoes. youre a guy, who just met this other guy, and hes just described you to the absolute point, and thats strange, but it also feels slightly relieving. he doesnt shy away from your darker thoughts, he doesnt run away when you confess to enjoying killing a man, and he never makes you feel like the evil inside you. that would feel so good you would ignore the wrong itching at the back of your skull, because hes scratching a whole other itch instead.
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