Tumgik
huntress-psg · 2 months
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal
211K notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The OIAR
1K notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
poor Colin just trying to do his job
6K notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Text
HAPPY HOMESTUCK DAY 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
107 notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Text
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
355K notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Night out with the evil gays 
part 1
5K notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Text
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
🐝🐝🐝
Tumblr media
CAN I GET A FUCK YEAH
5K notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Text
Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe
6K notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media
The only known copy of the Hussie “First Folio” of c. 1625 exists in fragments in the Bodelian Library (MS. Eng. misc. c. 413). No publishing details are available, provenance is unknown.  
Prologue:
The uncertain glory of an April day, Which now shows all the beauty of the sun, Limns a youth upon which no name did weigh These thirteen springs. That burden will be one He will take up this morn, and so in this This gentle youth becomes a gentleman, By taking on the name that’s rightfully his - A token that betokes a divine plan. Where others, who did Fate give name at birth Can have no say in what their fortune tells (Whether lives of misery or of mirth), This youth may choose his Heavens, or his Hells. He stands now at the door of childhood’s room, Now Let him learn his name, and learn his doom.  
Act 1, scene 1
   Voice: Enter name.
   Boy: Letters are appearing! As if drawn by Some fiery hand - and now I ken they spell The name “Zoosmell, Lord of Dung”? Fie on this, Fie! A shallow jest - better be the names Of rustics than nobility besmirched.
   Voice: Try again.
   Boy: More words appear, these pleasing to the eye - I’ll be “John Egbert”, a name for saints and Kings, I trow. Now to take up arms and go, But where among these cakes and bills for rude Entertainments could they be? In this drawer?
Looks in drawer
   Boy: No arms. Damn my addled mind: they rest Beneath the cake inside yon magic chest.
   Voice: Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST
Boy retrieves arms
   Boy: No antics or hilarity for now, I must needs store these in my Sylladex. What else lies here? Some Gyves that feign to lock, A Blade that cannot wound, a Hat, a Mask, Tricks to mimic smoke or blood, a Treatise On japes, a Volume on the life of a Man of wisdom who traffick’d in dark arts. All this I fain would take ‘gainst future need, For now mayhaps this smoke will show it’s meed.
Takes smoke pastilles
   Boy: Alas! my arms I now can’t bring to hand! This Sylladex is like unto the sack That peddlers use to cart about their wares – And all that they have pack’d must be unlade ‘Ere that which they pack’d first will come to light. No matter now: anon I’ll set it right.
Examines bill
   Boy: No spirits be as facinerious As these. Though fell be their actions and their Passions run to black, these hell-kites’ exploits Enthrall me and I can’t abjure their charms. How now, a note? My father left this here, A birthday gift to mark my thirteenth year.
18K notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Text
PAUL DANO?!?!
3 notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Text
When you're sat next to Cazzy and they just scream "HE'S ON STAGE!!!!!!" so aggressively 😂
Have fun, Bruhl nation.
BRÜHL NATION RISE FOR SEEING DANIEL ON STAGE AT THE OSCARS!!!
60 notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Text
Do you hate Valentine’s Day? Does it make you feel lonely and sad?
Great news bestie, I have the perfect replacement holiday for you:
James “Colonizer Bitch” Cook was murdered in Hawai’i by my ancestors on Feb 14th, 1779, on Kealakekua Bay. This iconic move ended his reign of terror across the Pacific, where he ruined everything and was overall a massive dick. Buy yourself some chocolate and fondly remember how Kānaka Maoli stabbed James to death and burned his corpse. It’s the perfect holiday for all ages ❤️
Rest in pieces James Cook, you haole bitch.
76K notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Text
Had a mental breakdown at the start of this week (Monday), in front of a group of friends. Since that breakdown, only two of them bothered to check in on Tuesday, one briefly messaged me Wednesday, and now I've been ghosted by everyone again.
Nice to know that people care 😐
0 notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Text
and whatever the current percentages are at, use this cmy slider to calculate the color you got
54K notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Text
Fun fact: In the year of our lord, 2023, as a second-year university student... I went to a club dressed as Dave Strider.
my favorite genre of photo is cosplayer out in a random place in public. and i’m not talking abt malls or hot topic and shit where you’re already more likely to find cosplayers. i’m talking abt seeing like a junko enoshima cosplayer at a mcdonald’s
113K notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Note
David Jenkins has declared that gentlebeard is the official ship name for ed/stede. what is your go to *narrows eyes* Javid Denkins?
krakhouse, obviously.
729 notes · View notes
huntress-psg · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
your invitation. need not rsvp
13K notes · View notes