i think we should make straight ppl say q slur eye i just think this wld be funny and amuse me greatly
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Wonka: You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drinks!!
Hannibal, drifting around on the ceiling: And if you are wrong, Will?
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*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*
Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-
*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*
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Came home to a raccoon chilling on my porch chair
(Source)
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Everybody shut up I'm sinking into a daydream universe where I'm loved and nothing is wrong
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help ! i was vulnerable and i can’t take it back !!
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god complex this, victim complex that… I have an underground complex, it’s where I perform my evil and fucked up experiments
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