Harvey when you try to go into the mines again after passing out for the 1890297th time.

So I haven’t used this blog in a really long time BUT I’m back with some fun Stardew Valley inspired travel posters! I had so much fun making these and hopefully plan on making more, so follow my main account @kalihoffs if you wanna keep up.

Update: Prints are up :) Click here for digital download and here for finished prints

please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley

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-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]

-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o

-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER

- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.

-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.

-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.

-eating an entire pizza in one bite.

If you love your animals you throw some mayonnaise into the pond

fave stardew valley moment of all time was when I was talking to evelyn and she was like “i love living by the ocean… as a child I used to collect seashells all day…” and then I handed her a shell and she said “it smells terrible :/“ and I lost a heart.

Lots of people will be posting this Desmond Tutu quote today, but it's probably worth contextualising that this came from a man who opposed capitalism, was keenly aware of the climate emergency and opposed apartheid in Israel as well as South Africa. This was a man who said he wouldn't want to go to a homophobic heaven and criticised his own government for not giving a visa to the Dalai Lama.

With the benefit of hindsight, many people say they would have opposed apartheid in South Africa, whilst being unwilling to acknowledge the radicalism it took to overcome it. Desmond Tutu is a man who held fast to his principles when it wasn't fashionable to do so. He will be fondly remembered, but in the 70s and 80s he made some dangerous enemies by speaking truth to power. As an atheist myself, Desmond Tutu is a powerful example of why the left cannot and shouldn't write off the compassion and humanity that can be displayed by religious figures.

"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality."

- Desmond Tutu, 1984, Oslo

Altai Mountains by Sergio

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Catflix and chill

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“How to tell the temperature from your cat’s sleeping position.“  From Your Incredible Cat: Understanding the Secret Powers of Your Pet by David Greene.

your new gender is whatever you last ate (u r what u eat.)

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

Audio processing disorder is just like "you are going to be able to differentiate 27 distinct sounds happening simultaneously EXCEPT for when someone's talking to you. Good luck"

For everyone with social anxiety, this is a reminder that you don't have to be perfect in your interactions with others; you just have to be kind and that's literally it. That's all that's necessary of you. You don't need to say the perfect thing or anticipate what they would want you to say or even exude confidence if you can't.

Social anxiety tells us that we have to be perfect in in our social interactions, but no one is. Social anxiety sets us up for a level of expectation in our social interactions that we have no choice but to fail at, and then fall into a cycle of self-hate for failing and striving even harder for perfection.