Wisest words of this century

when you havent made plans for the future and then suddenly it is the future and everything didnt just magically work itself out

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Reporter: What is 2+2?

Donald Trump answers the question: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

#I feel like I’ve just been introduced to a major character in a Wes Anderson movie

Being Roommates with Harry Potter is Rough ✨

When you test your mom’s crazy threats and she not playing 😳 #KnockedMeBackInTimeFr

Me: *finally finds peace and happiness in life*

That bullshit:

I hate waitressing part 7 by Sarah Schauer

me: [washes my hair, makes one phone call, eats a salad]

me: honestly I am THRIVING! !! mental illness who??? #blessed

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