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Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

#when i finally didnt get a 404 it was. supernatural.

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is there a nonbinary equivalent of lads and lasses. and is there one that specifically starts with L

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hold on. i was scrolling through the "dni hall of shame" tag and found this and i have to ask. does objectophilia include like. using a fucking vibrator. bc thats an object you use for sexual purposes. does this person think using a vibrator is immoral

just saw someone put "objectophilia" in their dni bc "objects can't consent".

they do not have feelings / sentience!! they cannot know if someone is sexually or romantically attracted to them. it doesn't fucking matter if someone finds them hot.

just bc someone finding an object hot is weird to you doesn't mean it's the same as fucking pedophilia or something (which was on the list just before objectophilia. as if they're the same at all)

#sorry lads ive been outed as an objectophile bc i own a vibe #...is that a weird thing to mention? this site is so fucking horny but idk

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hungarianmudkip69 · 19 hours

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My bun friends are back to visit!

They sleep even more than I do, but they’re good company anyway.

They smell like my human's feet. And like some other mammals that I can't identify. Oh well! They snuggle like buns.

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The Iranian Regime is going to execute rapper Toomaj Salehi for supporting protests of Jina Amini’s murder by the regime in his songs.

Iranian activist Elica Le Bon says, “Iranians in the diaspora picked up on the fact that the regime tends not to execute people who become known to the international community. We have seen many examples of prisoners that were either released on bail or had their sentences commuted through our “say their names to save their lives” campaign on social media, using hashtags to garner attention for their causes, and even before social media existed, through getting the stories of political prisoners to international media outlets. Once reported on, and once the eyes shift to the regime and the reality of its pending brutality, realizing that the action is not worth the repercussions, we have seen them back down and not execute. For that reason, this is part of an urgent campaign for readers to talk about Toomaj as much as you can, using the hashtag #FreeToomaj or #ToomajSalehi. Every comment makes a difference, and if we were wrong, what did we lose by trying?”

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hungarianmudkip69 · 19 hours

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good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder

#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess

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honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh

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date posted: june 23, 2010

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ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though

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okay now they're just making lawyers up

#also didn't mvk die or something?

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why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder

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so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit

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are you gonna address the copaganda thing or

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he's so. 😳

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why is he defending

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OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???

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i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all

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op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.

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hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!

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net 0 information post

#thanks again lawblr

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btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life

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December 28, 2016

YES!!!

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guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do

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you gotta let him rob you that's the law

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look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name

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bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late

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guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited

#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore

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i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs

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the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)

🐺 lawnewolf Follow

YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.

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why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy

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seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree

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what do you mean evidence fraud

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fuck you *unguilties your love*

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🎀 copiicat Follow

perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me

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hungarianmudkip69 · 19 hours

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the return of holo-tumblr (circa 19 BBY)

🐍 starlightandsecrets

"holo-tumblr isnt under empire control" cool can you guys get rid of live now

#well. at least we can still post about how we hate the empire

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🥇 allthelonelypeople follow

idc about the empire im just glad the clone wars over

🚉 trainstrainstrains

sorry but if you think this empire is a good idea you legitimately dont know anything about politics

✨ jedi-defense-squad

On the first day of existence, the Empire wiped out the Jedi order, which is an act of genocide. Everyone should absolutely be concerned.

#tw empire defense #added to blocklist #mod aliina

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Funeral gown of Padmé Amidala, Senator and former Queen of Naboo

#naboo #padmé amidala #senator amidala #queen amidala #long live the republic

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🪙 y-wing-supremacy

so senator amidala was one of the members of the delegation of the 2000 who spoke out against palpatine and then she dies shortly after palpatine starts an empire…interesting…

#y talks #this is suspicious right. like its not just me.

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jsut got back from the outer rim whats happening

🎟️ curses-and-luck

bestie maybe go back to the outer rim

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Taylor Swift was spotted packing up her Coruscant apartment and leaving the planet after seemingly breaking things off with Sebulba.

#taylor swift #taylor swift updates

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so what u should do is go out and join your local rebel cell,

#fuck the empire !!

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a bitch, palpatine is

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u guys know the clones are all the same guy right theres no point in doing a tournament

📸 five-oh-first

fuck off the clones have their own personalities and anyone who’s interacted with them knows that

#i fucking hate people like this #like hello the clones are PEOPLE

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🦂 starlightandsecrets

the thing about the separatist movement is YES they have some good points about the republic but why did they choose the worst people to represent them

#dooku’s a bitch #gunray and the trade federation tried to take over naboo #poggle the lesser tried to kill a senator and two jedi #and that’s not even all of them #current politics #separatist movement

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Taylor Swift has been spotted on Coruscant with famous podracer Sebulba.

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imagine thinking this is anything other than a shitty rebound lmaoooo

#hes not even her type! #taylor swift

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🚅 coruscanti-mold follow

the fact that people still defend the jedi is disgusting tbh

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The Jedi (and clones) are putting their lives on the line every day to defend the Republic. Without them, countless innocent lives would have been lost. Maybe if the Senate actually tried to negotiate peace with the Separatist Parliament, this war could be over a lot sooner.

#tw jedi hate #added to blocklist #mod son’ya

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⬜️ clone-confessions

I lowkey have a crush on my Jedi general

#submission #please don’t try to guess the submitter’s identity in the notes #we’ve been through this before

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SENATOR PADMÉ AMIDALA AND JEDI KNIGHT ANAKIN SKYWALKER ARE IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP: PROOF

#padmé amidala #anakin skywalker #someone help me figure out a ship name lmao

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the next chapter of my obi-wan kenobi x senator!reader fic is now up HERE on holo-ao3!!!

#obi-wan x reader #jedi x reader #obi-wan kenobi #the negotiator #jedi order #reader insert #senator!reader #jedi x senator #minors dni

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swamp planets, i miss

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DARTH VADER FUCKED???

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bad day for palpatine fucks truthers @emperor-palpatine-real

👘 emperor-palpatine-real

maybe palpatine used birth control. so.

#palpatine fucked. SORRY.

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imagine claiming to be the best army in the galaxy and then getting your ass kicked by a tiny rebellion and a bunch of tiny bears

THIS POST MADE BY THE GALACTIC REBELLION

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🏞️ planet-aesthetics

endor aesthetic

#aesthetic #endor #endor aesthetic #forest planet #forest aesthetic #forest planet aesthetic #ewoks #rebellion #rebel alliance #fuck the empire

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im very glad the ewoks helped defeat the empire but also i think theyre eating some of the captured stormtroopers???

#i mean. good for them ig???

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THE TWINK THAT BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR KILLED VADER AND THE EMPEROR???

#y talks #GENERAL SKYWALKER WHAT IS YOUR DEAL.

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hot date idea: roaming the death star debris together 🖤🖤🖤🖤

#im kidding #UNLESS…

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🐸 frog

glad that palpatine is dead, i am. annoying, he was.

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TAZ Dashboard Simulator 2 (Part 1)

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be back soon 💋 im gonna go fight this guy for my relic

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Ubmrella

#girl help #im trapped

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Round 4: Semi-Finals

Jeff Angel Propaganda:

from @.ango-mcdango: I <3 JEFF ANGEL HE’S SO COOL AND HE ALWAYS CALLS HIS DAD

Jess the Beheader Propaganda:

from @.bagnus-murnsides: jess literally has a dope ass axe

#jess sweep

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😎 Anonymous asked:

Your captain looks gnc as fuck

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YOU'RE INSANE

#Thank you very much!

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🐱 Sponsored by Fantasy Costco

You Don’t Need All of Your Blood; Here’s Why

The Director doesn’t want you to know this…

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cannonball system liveblog

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ball

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ball

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other. ball

#babe we gotta get you a fidget toy or something #clearly you're getting bored at work

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lucretia was 18 when the ipre mission left??!? she should've been at the club!!

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oh trust me one of the planes we went to was a giant disco and lucy was freakin it sensitive style day and night

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real footage of lucretia at the club ↑↑

#I'm actually going to kill both of you #mutuals #queue never know what you'll find #reblogs

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🚂 jerreeeeee asked:

is magnus burnsides gay??

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why would you ask us, a caleb cleveland blog, this

#neverwinter heritage posts

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i loev my beaugifyl wife so muchnohmygod

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where is smy wife i wanst to see herh

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hiiiiiiiidjiiii omg shge. is here :D

#apologies guys we hung out with pan and she got FUCKED up #you know how poker nights get #wife tag

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people who actually like bugs are absolute freaks

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wrong! spider attack

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#sent to me

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💪🏻 theoeikelos because you follow #athenian politics

just a reminder in advance of ostracism season: i know themistocles might not be your first choice to exile (he sure isnt mine!) but being realistic, the only people who have a chance of winning are themistocles and aristides. if you vote for some random guy you hate or write in a joke, thats as good as voting for aristides and we cant take that risk. please please please vote themistocles

#athenian politics #themistocles #aristides

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hey guys should i go knock the penises of the herms i think it would be really funny

🌌 your-fave-is-aeolic follow

this is probably the unmixed wine talking but yes, yes you should

🏛 generation-of-leaves follow

It makes me so sad to see how this website glorifies impiety against the city and the gods. I have hope that you will find your way back to timē.

🍇 symposiarch

lmao i always forget there's a cult of hermes side of tumblr

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🐢 aspiringchoregos

guys ive been looking at that most tragic character poll and honestly i think that the antigone side is using bots to vote. the vote count is going up by 100 every few seconds, who even likes antigone?? all i remember about that play is that my teacher made me write prosopopoeiae based on it

#also its just suspicious to see so many antigone votes on the new music enjoyers website #choregos shut up

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finally finished painting this today, im really happy with how it turned out!

like all my other projects, this is for sale at my etsy store! support metic artists :)

#art #artistsontumblr #redfigure #vasepainting #oenochoe #my art

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😝 asexual-oedipus

reblogging again because we can not let antigone lose to a character best known from a fucking EURIPIDES play! medea isnt even that tragic she's just evil

#tragedy agon #antigone

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🏳️‍🌈 harmodogeiton

i keep getting s*cratics following me so i guess i havent been clear enough on here: i do not support oligarchy, terrorism, or corrupting the youth and if you do then i kindly suggest that you unfollow me and also go to the fucking crows

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#sicily #lilybaeum #bucolic #bucolic aesthetic #shepherd aesthetic #selinous #magna graecia #apoikia

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i call my dick the thesmophoria because it's abundant in seed and only for the women

🍇 symposiarch

i call my dick the panathenaea because i parade it through the acropolis

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happy rise and grind reclaimers wednesday monday

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its literally friday ?

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HAPPY RISE AND GRIND RECLAIMERS WEDNESDAY MONDAY FRIDAY

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#the additions are KILLING ME #laugh rule #tumblr days of the week #scheduled

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#bureau business #inoculated #txt

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🌱 merlehighchurch1

give me that username lup. stop impersonating me

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no

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CALLOUT FOR GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK

so im not trying to start anything, but it has to be said. garfield has been collecting blood from various people and using it for nefarious purposes, as well as just kind of being a dick.

receipts under the readmore vv

Keep Reading

#callout #gore tw #lilian don’t look

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👁️ hungry-hungry-hunger-deactivated20170817 Follow

Life is meaningless and nothing matters. Everything sucks and we should all just give in. Submit to the Hunger.

🌱 merlehighchurch1

this is exactly what ligma was saying a few years ago

👁️ hungry-hungry-hunger-deactivated20170817 Follow

What is Ligma? Some minor god you think will save you when your plane is consumed?

🌱 merlehighchurch1

LIGMA BALLS OHHHHHHHH

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ohmygod you killed him

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A picture of the moon I took with my new camera! If you look really closely, you can see the B.O.B. on the left side.

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You can't do that here

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hey guys! it's me, merle hightower highchurch. just wanted to come on here and say that i'm a total loser and lup is the coolest bitch alive

🌱 merlehighchurch1

STOP

#this is elder abuse

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#my coworkers are driving me CRAZY rn #what do you mean it was 'just a little bit' of necromancy #WE ARE LITERALLY REAPERS LIKE HELLO #and now rq will be pissed at me. great #vent #do not rb

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i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fu

#ohhhhh my god accidentally posted on the wrong blog #i didn't realize until BOTH of my coworkers had seen it fuck me #i am dating one of their brothers as well so #dreading our next work meeting and my date plans tonight

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🌈 lucretiaadventurezone

i need to pick up taako by the scruff of his neck and shake him around

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hungarianmudkip69 · 19 hours

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the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)

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🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time

🧊 just--ice Follow

try.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time

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hey girl. am i on trial.

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i'm determined to make this work btw

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. law

🔪 violencekilling Follow

hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me

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🌟 rockliker270 Follow

guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you

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🎀 copiicat Follow

they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"

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🧇 edible-evidence Follow

look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"

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💞 lawveyourself Follow

didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once

⛲ fountainoftruth Follow

do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney

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💟 longingforyou Follow

being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you

💟 longingforyou Follow

who the fuck is evil magistrate

💟 longingforyou Follow

STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????

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🐈 nyattorney Follow

they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic

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💥 courtroomchaos Follow

your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right

💼 courtofwaw Follow

mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial

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🔍 thuthseeker Follow

ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?

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💼 courtofwaw Follow

happy almost christmas to all who celebrate

💫 dizzydreamers124 Follow

it's march

🎄 holidazed Follow

happy almost christmas :)

😈 knownjaywalker Follow

WHO is putting this on my dash

👁️ cymorgue Follow

STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.

🐼 pandastar91 Follow

ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

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💽 platinumcourtrecord Follow

evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up

📕 lexculpatory Follow

he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.

🥚 eggvidenced Follow

yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.

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🃏 thecourtjester Follow

i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough

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