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humphul · 8 days
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the fucking minions cup
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will takes him to junk food restaraunt to punish and minions cup is an extra punishment as well
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humphul · 8 days
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humphul · 8 days
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i've just been informed that Sydney is not the capital of Australia lmao. 30 years here and i never bothered to learn it.
new poll: who gives a shit
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humphul · 8 days
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Sydney looks like a hole and that silly little opera house is so uninspiring. i have no interest in going there
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humphul · 8 days
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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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humphul · 8 days
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oh goodie
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thoughts on scotland
Sound cunts
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wats ur type
When I can see God in her eyes
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humphul · 8 days
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humphul · 8 days
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By me
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humphul · 8 days
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me after being evil and doing no work an making all my coworkers hate me
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humphul · 8 days
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stupid baka life etc.
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humphul · 8 days
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“I hate Israel/Zionists because they’re white colonizers!”
No, that’s not why, because you have never in your life directed this much hatred toward actual white colonizers. You have never protested or boycotted or ostracized or harassed any actual white colonizers the way you do Jews.
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humphul · 8 days
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humphul · 8 days
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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humphul · 8 days
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i think having worked a retail or food service job actually is more important to not being a loser than doing drugs or having sex. the poll that showed so much of this site has never worked one of those jobs was actually way more concerning to me than any of the celibacy sweep polls
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