if you spam like my posts. im thinking about violently fucking you until you can’t take anymore and pass out <3

i think that friend sex should be more normalized. If you’ve had a bad day let me eat you out or cum inside you platonically ofc <3

Little miss "don't look at me" but touches themselves like a stupid bitch in heat to sex that borders on domestic violence for fun

nothing annoys me more than when dim-witted, inbred, borderline pedophilic men interact with my posts. step back with your foul presence and stay off my page.

bf who doesn't like to pull out 🤝 gf who wraps legs around

Giving you forehead kisses during backshots to make you fall in love with me

My cock is so polite it stood up so you could sit.

sex that feels like a murder attempt

Bite your sub hard as they cum, The noises they'll make are actually the hottest possible!! Plus you get to see all the marks you leave!

Dumbification is so cute, one minute you’re talking to a perfectly intelligent pup then next minute you’re deciphering hieroglyphics and trying to figure out the best way to fuck their wet hole while they whimper and whine incoherently

“i promise you’ll change your mind. stop squirming and let me put it in, baby! don’t make me get rough with you.

argument that with one simple "Are you sure that's the fucking tone you want to take with me, puppy?" turns into rough, angry fucking to correct my dumb little pet's behaviour.

you think i have pretty eyes? just wait till i’m looking up at you from down on my knees with my hands tied behind my back

sit on my lap and tell me about your day/interests while we both pretend you’re not slowly starting to grind against my thigh