I think your boop badge is taking a lot of the space that your bio was supposed to go, you might wanna get that fixed.

I'm sure you are right. Farewell boop badge, if I remember to unboop it.

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Good omens series 3 sneak peek

I'm confused about the GO timeline. When Crowley and Aziraphale first meet, we learn that They will be "shutting all this down again in about 6,000 years.". But Crowley tells Nina and Maggie that he and Aziraphale have been talking for millions of years. How is that possible?

Because there was lots of Good Omens angel time before Earth Time started.

I know the question of who was responsible for almost killing Adam is a contentious one around these parts, but I think it bears pointing out that at the end of the day, despite all the arguing back and forth about it Crowley and Aziraphale were both on the same page about going through with it regardless of which of them was holding the gun, and it was the humans who actually prevented it from happening.

Even Shadwell, who has almost zero redeeming qualities throughout this entire story, immediately balked at being told to shoot a child, and then Madame Tracy forcibly prevented Aziraphale from going through with it. They both knew that they were on their way to kill the Antichrist, and Shadwell at least had enough information to have possibly pieced together that it was the child Newt had gone to Tadfield to find—but when push came to shove, Aziraphale and Crowley were prepared to go through with it despite their misgivings and the humans weren't.

I don't know that I'm saying this makes A&C bad, or the humans better (again, Shadwell is overwhelmingly a terrible person apart from this one moment), but it's certainly one of those moments that highlights how different they are. Despite six thousand years of living among humanity, their perspective is still fundamentally non-human.

Aziraphale refusing to fight in the war, casually bandying around the idea of possessing a human the way a demon would, and playing around with the transport globe thing that he absolutely does not know how to use until it just sucks him back down to Earth—all in defiance of his orders, and all front of a literal army of witnesses who are definitely all relatively powerless rank-and-file angels—is my favorite thing he does this season. I'm convinced the first domino that will ultimately lead to the power structure of Heaven collapsing fell here, in this scene.

im loving this "i want those middle aged men to kiss" and then they do renaissance we're living through rn

Seriously. There is a throne in Crowley’s apartment. So.

*looks at Satan*

Why do people think Aziraphale doesn't know that Crowley meant him when he says "I lost my best friend?" It seems pretty clear to me from the look on his face that he does know, he's just being awkward and overly formal and Aziraphale about it.

Honestly, as heart-wrenching as "I lost my best friend" is, the looks on both their faces as Crowley breaks it to Aziraphale that the bookshop burned down are somehow a thousand times sadder to me. Crowley is so sad and so sorry and Aziraphale is obviously gutted by the news but only allowing himself a moment to have a shadow of a feeling about it before getting back to business because they have an Armageddon to stop and just akdfjghdslkfgs

List of unusual and concerning threats

(Feel free to reblog and add to the list)

I will rearrange your bones in alphabetical order

I will scoop out your kneecaps with an ice cream scoop

I will end your lineage / Your bloodline ends with you

I will make your skin vanish

Crowley saying "LEAVE IT TO ME" in his super suave watch-me-do-something-impressive voice to Aziraphale, only to saunter up to the security guard and confidently address him as "army human."

I've seen the first light in the Universe,

two million sunsets and sunrises,

but nothing as beautiful as you.