Vampires vs Werewolves, ft. Joe Hill, @victoriocity, Aliette de Bodard, Ben Aaronovitch, Oraine Johnson, Garth Nix, @sarah-hawley and @jonnywaistcoat prevaricating like he knows any answer will be used against him in the future.
I dreamed I had gone on the dark web to find a classified CIA game that they'd made to train agents or something. It'd been in the news because some people had gotten arrested for having a copy of it.
So I finally get it (though my mom was worried I'd get in trouble) and it turns out it's a dating simulator for the DS.
That I need to go to the doctor for some documents and that I really really need new shoes while worrying about it already being too late to do either of those things.
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
adhd symptoms are always just mild enough to seem fake but just severe enough to make everyone on planet earth think you’re an asshole for having them. not a big fan of this paradox tbh
a robot walks in with pixelated kiss marks all over its display screen saying “you should see the other bot” so you go look and there’s just a pile of crushed metal and shattered plastic and torn wires
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