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sooo glad the caps traded for yet another player in their 30s and people who don’t even exist yet
#not that they don’t exist but like they are just hypotheticals#they do know that they are allowed to trade in others ways right gmbm????#caps lb#washington capitals
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paige dowd saying what we’re all thinking
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kuzy, probably: I don’t want to be here anymore
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ot is the caps way of thanking sam pell
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You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You're going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven't heard of before. You will find your way back.
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The Caps and Their Hidden Talents
Charlie Lindgren: Playing the guitar
Nic Dowd: Losing at rock-paper-scissors
Trevor Van Riemsdyk: Throwing socks into a hamper from across the room and never missing
Anthony Mantha: Playing video games
Tom Wilson: Speaking French (not so hidden, we all know he was really nice in French class)
Conor Sheary: Juggling
Darcy Kuemper: Cooking
Evgeny Kuznetsov: Cooking
Alexander Ovechkin: Hockey player
…Hope that last one wasn’t supposed to be a secret.
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pretty bold of asu to actively cheer against the team they share their arena with
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WAIT FOR THE EDIT OF THE END I CAN NOT.
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‘Shots Of Marrrrtini’: What’s Said & What Goes Into Capitals’ Pregame Tunnel Routine
There is an exact science to the Washington Capitals’ pregame routine, which takes place in the tunnel prior to warm-ups with captain Alex Ovechkin leading the way.
From the outside – especially for those who have never watched ice hockey – it can seem like a word salad with strange hand gestures and occasional shouting. For the Capitals, it makes complete sense, and it would be odd not to do it.
“It is, uh… it is strange,” T.J. Oshie laughed. “But somehow, we all understand what’s being said and what’s going on. It’s kind of like hearing your two-year-old speak. Other people can’t understand them, but we know what they’re saying, so it’s great, it’s fine.”
Sammi Silber deserves a goddamn Pulitzer for this comprehensive breakdown of the Capitals’ pregame tunnel routine but my three favorite things:
LOUD NOISES: John Carlson, who is out indefinitely, said there are two words that’d sum up the whole routine: loud noises. Ovechkin would recognize Carlson with “I got my chicken parm babe, but,” to which Carlson raised his arm up as the Russian held the “but,” and when Ovechkin ran out of breath, he asked “whatchu want” as Carlson would point down and then engage in a quick handshake with No. 8. It’s a reference to a 2017 Paisano’s pizza commercial which starred Wilson and other D.C. sports personalities. Ovechkin is also famous for having chicken parmesan as he pregame meal.
CAFE MILANO: [Gustafsson] added that his favorite routine of late is the one that incorporates fellow first-year Capital Sonny Milano. He recently joined the handshake line and saw Ovechkin incorporate the D.C. restaurant “Cafe Milano” into the pregame formation. Ovechkin will greet him and Martin Fehervary with the following message if they’re together. “After the game, we all going to Cafe Milano to drink shots of Marrrrrtini (a play on Fehervary’s name) and then we gonna eat… Milanese…” Ovechkin will say, followed by the names of various types of pastas, sauces or foods with an “-ase” tagged on the end.
“I think a lot of it is made-up words… just whatever comes to his brain, and he just adds ’-ase’ to the end of it,” Sheary laughed.
Milano still has no idea what the captain is saying, but he’s into it. “I just nod my head and smile. I’m not too sure what he’s saying but whatever’s working,” Milano chuckled.
SEXY/CUTEY BOY: Tom Wilson, who is finally back after missing eight months due to ACL surgery, is usually one of the first ones dressed and will chest bump Ovechkin three times. Sheary is usually also among the first ready to go, and Ovechkin will exchange a quick high-five with him before saying, “Let’s go, sexy boy” (or at times, cutey boy).“
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Love something as much as these freaks love spanking each other.
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Nicke admitting, “I haven’t been this nervous before a game, I’ll be honest about that,” with bonus Soft Dad Moment.
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Missed this freak ass behavior
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nicke19 captured for the first time smiling • 1.8.23
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Spoiler: it absolutely does workout for you, and even better than you anticipated.
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