my cat Georgie

Laura Wills

"I wish I had a job where I only needed to talk to people who speak English as a first language, instead of an endless barrage of chinese indians and italians" I whitesplained, racistly

wholesome doomerpilled simp falls for a smol weeby tiktok egirl. what happens next will make you want to lift several cinderblocks with rope and pulleys and drop them on the back of your own head in a maneuver known as the “cement guillotine” 

John Pork is calling, will you #answer ?

#John Pork

I will never forget how two chinese college students found a spider and created a genus called Hotwheels and named the spider Hotwheels Sisyphus