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hozier-s-muse · 17 days
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hozier-s-muse · 1 month
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i know pretty much everyone loves miyazaki movies but they hit different when you're asexual. that man thought hey, why not make the most intimate, warmest movies about people who change each other's life, grow together, make each other better people, and not make them kiss. dragons are an added bonus too
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hozier-s-muse · 1 month
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ghibli movies: funny little ladies going on adventures and living their lives :) look at how pretty these trees and flowers are. oh its a kitty cat!! :0
also ghibli movies: fuck you. war and capitalism is destroying the earth. several cultures have drastically and irreversibly altered by western influence, many for the worse. the world collapsing in on itself. now watch these children slowly die for two hours. fuck you.
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hozier-s-muse · 1 month
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studio ghibli movies must have:
old ladies
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cool lesbian aunt
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gorgeous forest/garden
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little guys
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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non-practicing slut. is this anythign
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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i contain multitudes (simultaneously the biggest hater you’ve ever met and the biggest lover you’ll ever know)
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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goals for 2024
- be an idgafer
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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New Years resolutions: do whatever i want forever
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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So You Think You Can Abolish It Without Abolishing The Social Conditions That Give Rise To It: my new game show
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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Cigarettes were unhealthy as shit but at least they made you look fuckable. people looked fuckable. now everytime someone takes a hit from their vape, we lose more of our eroticism
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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She would NOT fucking shave that
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did
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hozier-s-muse · 3 months
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I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.
‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.
‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.
‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.
So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT
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