cars r so dangerous we need like an anti-car ad campaign like they do for drugs n cigs. we need to get these cars off the street

Having the time of ferret’s life!

damn the grip on that burrito is insane

dont ever speak to me or my 35 tin drums ever again

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.

Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.