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howieess · 1 year

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bruh

now who the hell logged into my account

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howieess · 2 years

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For those who have no idea what the fuck is going on with Markiplier today

A couple days ago, Coryxkenshin made a video about YouTube's favoritism and how it's very likely having racist influences

It had a lot of receipts for proof and things like this have happened more than once

I highly recommend checking it out, it's short and to the point and explains the situation

But basically his playthrough of a horror game that's popular right now was age-restricted, cause of some self-harm scene

despite other youtubers of his fame level still had their videos up and with this segment still tacked on

So he sent a clip of Mark's segment (probably cause he's non-white like Cory) to prove his point

It lead to both of them getting age-restricted

Now at this point today, other youtubers made videos defending Cory like Ludwig and Jacksepticeye (jack even having personal experience with his girlfriend getting the same treatment, so it could be a case of sexism maybe as well)

Mark decided to take a different route than the long talk format:

Try Not To Get Age-Restricted Challenge, where he played an adult game. He blurred everything out of course, but he still uploaded it and didn't age-restrict it

A great move, as many people like myself were curious why this was uploaded and found the situation out

WELL IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT TODAY...

Mark uploaded this the same day he was to appear in a YouTube hosted livestream where a bunch of gamers got together to play some minecraft and other shit

If I could high-five Mark, I would

So at this point, YouTube could age-restrict this video Mark uploaded, but all eyes would be on them since everyone would Know why they did this

So instead, they went a different route:

Cut out a huge chunk of Mark's segment

That he recorded and edited together

with his editors' help

On a deadline to get this out FOR YOUTUBE

So that only about 30 SECONDS was left in the stream

Keep in mind Mark's face was the biggest on the thumbnail of the livestream

AAAND he apparently wasn't shown in the entire rest of the livestream either

Mark confirmed this on Twitter that his thing was cut

And said he would upload the whole segment tomorrow

So here is how Mark used his YouTube golden boy status to look them in the eyes and give them the middle finger.

And why i love him.

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howieess · 2 years

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gender requests you say? okay; how about! a gender related to sharks, the ocean, watching the sunset in the ocean and later the moon reflecting on the water? (btw; did you know your anon is off? totally get why if it's supposed to be like that but! figured i'd let you know just in case :))

done !! also i had no jdes lol idk how to turn it on thank u

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howieess · 2 years

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SHARKSETIC

a gender related to sharks, the ocean, watching the sunset in the ocean and later the moon reflecting on the water

requested by @queer-aquarium

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pronoun ideas/inspo:

shark/sharks

sun/suns

moon/moons

🦈/🦈self

🌙/🌙self

#mogai #mogai gender #mogai identity #mogai is valid #xenogenders are valid #xenos are valid #mogai coining #mogai positivity #xenogender #xenogender coining #xenogender positivity #xenogender flag

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howieess · 2 years

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someone give me xenogender requests im so bored

#mogai #mogai gender #mogai identity #mogai is valid #xenogenders are valid #xenos are valid #mogai coining #mogai positivity #xenogender #xenogender coining

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howieess · 2 years

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Bastard (Good)

You're a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You're a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character. 3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister!

#rb game #accurate #tbh #me

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howieess · 2 years

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reblog this if u like howies who make xenogenders pls

#mogai #mogai gender #mogai identity #mogai is valid #xenogenders are valid #xenos are valid #mogai coining #mogai positivity #xenogender #xenogender coining

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howieess · 2 years

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ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway

#pls play along this will be fun #my gender is bebe now

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howieess · 2 years

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Calling all mogai blogs! (＾＾) I'm a ꒰ very.. ꒱ new mogai blog that's looking for more mutuals! Please do reblog if my posts pique your interest! ૮꒰ ^ ༝ ^ ꒱ა

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howieess · 2 years

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UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO TOOK THE NAME HOWIE THATS MY NAME !!!!!!!! /J ANY OTHER HOWIE IS A FAKE!! A FAKE I SAY!!!

#I AM THE REAL HOWIE

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howieess · 2 years

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stop eating lucky charms and cheerios products. they are currently under investigation by the FDA due to thousands of reports of food poisoning across the country

keep the boxes, keep the receipts, especially if you believe cheerios or lucky charms may have made you ill in the past year. many of these reports date back to late 2021. the FDA investigation is ongoing, and they have not yet identified the cause of illness.

as a reminder, food poisoning is not one single thing. food poisoning does not mean tummy ache. food poisoning is thousands of different substances, toxins, undeclared ingredients, contaminants, viruses, bacteria, pesticides, fungi, carcinogens, mutagens, and more that can make people severely ill, permanently disabled, or dead.

despite thousands of reports of illness from cereal marketed towards CHILDREN, no recall has been issued yet.

iwaspoisoned page on lucky charms

iwaspoisoned page on cheerios

#i have cheerios in my house im dead bye yall #this investigation has been ongoing for MONTHS what the fuck is happening why is there no recall??

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howieess · 2 years

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go look at my hoard of xenogenders i hoard on pinterest okay

#mogai #mogai gender #mogai identity #mogai is valid #xenogenders are valid #xenos are valid #mogai coining #mogai positivity #hoarding #xenogender coining #xenogender positivity #xenogender flag #xenogender

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howieess · 2 years

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